Campfire in a Bag
A campfire in a bag. Green Light Fire Bags include all of the ingredients you need to get one roaring in 30 seconds or less. Sealed inside the re-purposed paper livestock feed sacks are cuts of USDA-approved kiln dried firewood topped with Green Light's blend of chemical-free, eco-friendly, sustainable materials for quick flame ignition. The matches are there too, attached to a wall just inside the bag. Sewed shut, the fire kit can be stored indefinitely and then called upon instantly when s'mores or flaming acid trips are required ASAP.
Once lit, a Green Light Fire Bag will burn for around 60 minutes, with warm glowing coals lasting up to 2 hours. Fires do not produce excessive flames and are suitable for small outdoor fire pits, as well as indoor wood-burning fireplaces.
Green Light Fire Bags are sold in sets of 4 for a few summer nights' worth of impromptu backyard flames or mini beach bonfires. And as a bonus, the next 1,000 lucky orderers will also get a bag of the extra special Steaming Green Light Fire to share with their least favorite neighbors. This version is identical to the original, but with the addition of scooped and recycled dog poo.
The Green Light Fire Bag is a top Dude Gift for the Garden pick.