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Pro-Pointer Waterproof Metal Detector

By: on April 17, 2017
$127.45
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Frisbee? Volleyball? Flexing? Pssshhh! If you really want to impress the ladies on the beach this summer, find them a precious metal nugget from the ocean with Garrett's Pro Pointer AT Metal Detector. The underwater treasure hunter can be submerged up to 10' for digging around sand and rocks and the shells of thieving crabs.

The Pro Pointer has 3 user-selected sensitivity levels and a Fast Retune button for tuning out the surrounding environment, or narrowing the detection field to help find larger targets. Its bright orange color and a built-in LED flashlight help keep the detector itself visible in dark, murky, or flora-filled waters. Garrett says the Pro Pointer is perfect for metal detecting beginners, so if you were wondering if you should get one as a gift for your dad to use to dig up enough retirement money that you won't have to support him, the answer is yes.

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Fully Stocked Swiss Bank Safe

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Alpha Rebel KCUF Luxury Survival Bracelets

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Life testing your limits? KCUF it and expand them to 9' of 550-pound US Military paracord in seconds. The breaking strength can assist with anything from tying down your gear during a windstorm to tying up the bad guys...

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Solar Egg - The Golden Egg Sauna

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I'd call the Tungsten Sphere a desktop toy, but given its high density--at just about 2" in diameter the sphere weighs over 3 pounds--I'm not sure how much fiddling or stress-relieving palm rolls you'll be able to do...

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Rhei Liquid Display Clock

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First thing's first: if you want to see what's so special about Rhei, fast forward to 1:50 in the above video to bypass the dramatic buildup and jump straight to the action flow....

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Adios, pocket protectors! Inkless pens are the way of the future. OK, probably the way of the future is the elimination of pens altogether, in favor of app-controlled telekinetic writing implementations, but in the interim...

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Titanium & Copper Bullion Paperweights

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Here's some paperweight stocking stuffers for chem students and teachers, general science geeks, geeks in general, and people who just like to call it like it is. Metallum Gifts makes their periodic paperweights and desktop...

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This Moby looks like it wants to chow down on some bottle caps with a quickness. Wonder if the whale's stomach is big enough to hold as many caps as mine is to hold the beers they unleash....

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Gallium Spoon Mold

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Now that you know about the weird science of gallium, you're probably wondering what the WTF you can do with it once you've scored a nugget. My suggestion: spoon gag. Slightly more sophisticated than "Pull my finger"...

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Titanium & Jack Daniels Barrel Ring

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I guess I've been in a serious relationship with Jack Daniels for long enough now that I'm willing to don his ring and announce it to the world. Especially a ring as slick as this one. Check out the genuine used JD white...