Oversized Microfiber Beach Blanket

By: on May 25, 2014
Oversized Microfiber Beach Blanket
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I know. I'm thinking it too. Boy is that a huge beach towel. And boy to the power of a hundred does that lady look lonely lying on it all by herself. What happens when she gets up to cool off and splash around adorably in the ocean? Who's going to hold down her 76" x 64" of ultra-thin and lightweight microfiber so it doesn't fold over or blow away? Miss, I would like to volunteer. And I can assure you I am up to the task of of remaining flat on my back, heavy and unmoving, for hours on end.


Apparently YogaRat made its beach blanket with corner pocket anchors. She can fill them with sand and it will stay neatly planted even during windy conditions. Pssshh! YogaRat. I'll say.

The SportLite microfiber beach blanket is large enough to comfortably accommodate 2 nude sunbathers, yet thin enough to roll into a compact tube that fits neatly inside a bag or picnic basket. No more hefty, cumbersome terry cloth at the ocean, park, or pool. Save that for Jedi bathrobe sexy time. Bow-chicka-bow-bow!