Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
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- Giant Pretzel Pool Float - $16.51
- Watermelon Slice Raft - $29.99
- 3-Piece Inflatable Ice Cream Cone Set - $9.89
- Giant Flip Flop Pool Float - $20.99
- Giant Pink Donut Pool Float - $19.99
In a sweeping gesture of whimsy and irony, this ice cream sandwich will help you to float along the water's sparkling surface rather than bloat your gut with dairy and sugar and drop you like a sack of...ice cream sandwiches...to the bottom of the pool.
Inflated, the ice cream sandwich pool float extends to over 6 feet long. It expands to less than 2 feet wide though so better limit your contact with the chocolatey, cakey, creamy novelties of joy to the inedible vinyl raft kind. A patch kit is also included for those who take the float's realistic representation of an ice cream sandwich too literally.
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