E5: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to the fifth edition of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include a few hints below to help you make a thoughtful guess. Or you can join in with most of the rest of Dude's readers, and just make up the funniest (read: dirtiest) uses you can think of.
- It's a hands-on device in the figurative sense, a hands-off device in the literal one.
- Its measurements are 9.8" x 7.9" x 3.9".
- I have my doubts that it works, but I'd sure like to see the right person try to use it.
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