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Bacon Flavored Lube

By: on November 18, 2011
Bacon Flavored Lube
$11.99
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When we, collectively as Americans, stumble onto something that catches on with the unintelligent majority, we immediately begin the process of running it into the ground. See: The Kardashians, Myspace and... bacon flavored stuff. And, while bacon does have a perfectly salty taste and enticing aroma, it's getting more than a little hacky to flip out over the increasingly annoying bacon flavored products. Hopefully, with the entrance of lube into the fold, we've reached the point of ridiculousness that not even the simple-minded will further tolerate... although I'm constantly surprised at their threshold.

If you're still not quite there yet, then try a bacon flavored chocolate bar or some bacon flavored candy.