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Millennium Falcon Multi-tool

By: on September 19, 2015
$15.59
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Alright little Coors, get ready to open up. Here comes the airplane Millennium Falcon multi-tool. Since there are way too many multi-tools, and way, way too much Star Wars merch out there, enterprising (wait, that's Trek, not Wars. Falconing?) manufacturers decided to bring all the excess together to make the big steaming pile of crap you don't need...but kind of want...or at least wouldn't turn down as a gift...pictured here.

The Millennium Flacon multi-tool has 11 implements of handiness and repair carved out of a hunk of stainless steel. Well, it looks like a hunk to me anyway, but according to Firebox, actual measurements are just 5" wide x 3" long x 1.8" thick. Small enough to fit in your pocket. But still large enough to tighten screws, keep earbud cords tangle-free, slash open packages, and fight the Empire.

Tricks up this Millennium Falcon's sleeve include: Screwdriver; Earphone tidy; Bottle opener; Wire stripper; 5 x box-end wrenches / ring spanners; Ruler; and Parcel opener.

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Luke Skywalker's Landspeeder

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Leatherman Tread Wearable Multi-Tool

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If it looks like a B.A.T. and cuts, opens, ignites, and carries like a B.A.T., it must be a Bring Anywhere Tool. In the case of the B.A.T. Coin multi-tool, one barely bigger than a quarter too....

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The Cache Belt

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Sometimes you need a fishing hook in the middle of Denali. Sometimes you need a bottle opener in the middle of a Monday morning meeting. The Cache Belt can help you out with both lifesavers in both spots. Plus a needle...

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Dango Dapper & Tactical Wallets

$69 - $89 from Dango Products »

Dango Wallets come in 2 styles. D01 is their Dapper, a clean, precision-engineered cash and card carrier. It's made of microfiber-lined leather that's secured and compartmentalized with a CNC machined 6061 aluminum chassis...

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Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass

$14.61 - $26.79 from The Fowndry »

A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...

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Python Skin Death Trooper Helmet

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I think this python skin Death Trooper Helmet solidifies maker ELEMNT's position on Team Dark Side. Their first snaked-out Star Wars replica payed homage to Darth Vader, and was shaped around one of the 1,200 collector's...

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Millennium Falcon Asteroid Coffee Table

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The only thing this Millennium Falcon Asteroid Coffee Table is missing is my feet. As Han Solo and Chewie expertly maneuver their ship through an asteroid field to evade Vader and his fleet, I relax with a Bud Light Lime...

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Star Wars Adult Onesies

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Star Wars onesies for adults are what's called being comfortably chic on Halloween, and F'ing awesome the other 364 days of the year. Boba Fett, R2-D2, a stormtrooper, and the grandaddy of being the worst daddy of all...

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You won't be able to fold the Origami Pocket Knife into a crane, but you will be able to use Bre & Co.'s 440C stainless blade to slice out the perfect neck and wings from the crane you're struggling to make from origami...