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Millennium Falcon Multi-tool

By: on September 19, 2015
$15.59
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Alright little Coors, get ready to open up. Here comes the airplane Millennium Falcon multi-tool. Since there are way too many multi-tools, and way, way too much Star Wars merch out there, enterprising (wait, that's Trek, not Wars. Falconing?) manufacturers decided to bring all the excess together to make the big steaming pile of crap you don't need...but kind of want...or at least wouldn't turn down as a gift...pictured here.

The Millennium Flacon multi-tool has 11 implements of handiness and repair carved out of a hunk of stainless steel. Well, it looks like a hunk to me anyway, but according to Firebox, actual measurements are just 5" wide x 3" long x 1.8" thick. Small enough to fit in your pocket. But still large enough to tighten screws, keep earbud cords tangle-free, slash open packages, and fight the Empire.

Tricks up this Millennium Falcon's sleeve include: Screwdriver; Earphone tidy; Bottle opener; Wire stripper; 5 x box-end wrenches / ring spanners; Ruler; and Parcel opener.

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