Tools

GiantMouse Morbid Mouse Mini Titanium Bottle Opener

The Morbid Mouse don't want no stinkin' cheese. He wants your bottles of craft brew. Your Dos Equis. Even your Bud Light Lime once you're wasted enough to forget it's twist off...

Plastic Bottle Rope Makers - Turn Trash Into Rope

$13 - $20 from Grim Workshop »

Grim Workshop has struck gold plastic! The functional tool brand's new plastic rope bottle makers, the Cordage Card, Cordage Tag, and Cordage Micro Tool, look as fun to use as they do functional in use, and as burly as...

Honey Badger Demolition Fork

$109.99 from Amazon »

Honey Badger don't give a sheet. Not a tile, trim, tack strip, or siding panel either. Honey Badger's gonna demolish you. With a fork...

Smoke Pen for Home Maintenance

$39.70 from Amazon »

Where there's smoke there's usually fire, and where there's smoke and a pen, there's usually a vaporizer, but in this case, there's a Regin S220 Smoke Pen. The Smoke Pen is a home maintenance tool for smokers and non-smokers...

LignoLoc Wood Nail Gun Nails

Made by Beck, in collaboration with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, LignoLoc wooden nails are indigenous beech wood spikes that feed into LignoLoc's pneumatic nail gun for use as an alternative to aluminum nails in a range...

Tecra Tools 75-Piece Backpack Tool Kit

$1,099.95 from Amazon »

Become the ultimate pack mule with Tecra Tools! This backpack tool kit contains 75 neatly arranged and snugly stored inch / metric tools suitable for service, warranty work, and installation jobs, as well as DIY weekend...

Thumb Scraper Sticker & Gunk Remover

$14.99 from Amazon »

The Thumb Scraper hard sells itself as a manicure preservation tool, but as a manicure-less dude, I find such exclusivity insulting. I may not need a special sticker, gunk, grime, and wax remover to protect my nail polish...

Ka-Bar Wrench Knife

$42.82 from Amazon »

Ka-Bar's Wrench Knife is a wrench in name only, though a knife also in practice. Its drop point fixed blade is 3.0" long, and the knife's total 7.125" length is made from a single piece of 425 high-carbon stainless steel...

Penlaser Mini 50' Laser Distance Meter

$17.99 from Amazon »

I thought the Penlaser, a mini 50' laser distance meter, would be an appropriate topic after my friend Victor told me what he's witnessed out his living room window the past few days: a 60-something neighborhood woman...

XOOL Computer, Smartphone & Game Console Repair Kit

$9.98 - $20.39 from Amazon »

Become an Apple Genius or one-man Geek Squad with XOOL's electronics repair tool kit. It's a magnetic precision screwdriver set designed to service most iPhones, iPads, MacBooks, PCs, watches, laptops, game consoles...

Supreme/Mac Tools T5025P Tech Series Workstation

When Supreme reopens its webstore on February 27, this collaboration with Mac Tools, the T5025P Tech Series Workstation will be there. Right along with a fuzzy faux fur varsity jacket, a Tupac hologram tee, and a wool...

Dalstrong Whetstone Knife Sharpening Kit

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I have a problem. It's my knives. They're never as sharp as my wit. Dalstrong, can you help narrow the gap?...

Tweezers with LED-Lit Magnifier

$10.84 from Amazon »

Feeling crafty? With your circuit board? With your eyebrows? With the lice colony in your kid's hair? The Lighted MagniGrip Tweezers help take your craft - be it hobby or duty - to the next level with a 4.5x power magnifying...

Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammer Kit

$101.56 from Amazon »

I should have gotten my wife's cousin one of these Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammer Kits for Christmas. We celebrated with them this past weekend, and my mother-in-law thought the perfect gift for his 2 little girls would be...

Little ELF Gift Wrap Cutter

$16.99 from Amazon »

You knew elves have pointy toes, but did you know they also have razor sharp teeth? At least, this Little ELF does. The Little ELF endeavors to be a big helper when you hunker down to wrap your Christmas and other holiday...

Wagner HT400 Heat Gun

$24.09 from Amazon »

Not that you don't have enough blowers of hot air in your life, but if you'll give the Wagner HT400 Heat Gun just a moment of consideration, it might prove to be the one whose searing breath can actually do you a service...

Firedragon: Blow Poke Fireplace Tool

$39.95 from Amazon »

I blow, you blow, we blow! Judging by the bottom right hand corner of the Firedragon blow poke image above, where a nice little bottle of white wine sits ready to pour, this dude's hoping the "I blow" that stokes some...

DOER Compact Tool Shed

$499 - $699 from Stellen »

Are you a dreamer or a DOER? Monkey see monkey DOER. Just DOER it. Hey, this day is shaping up to be a lot more pun than I thought it would. Even better, the DOER compact tool shed is actually a cool product - a dozen...

JHO Knives SLUG Pry Bar

$95 from JHO Knives »

The SLUG pry bar is one of JHO Knives' latest. It joins this 3-year-old metal art shop's small collection of blades and EDC items that stand out even amongst the seemingly infinite tool and carry options available today...

Sparkr Wick Electric Lighter

$22.89 from Amazon »

Bibbidi-bobbidi-flame! Your Fairy Godmother meets Vulcan, god of fire in the Sparkr Wick, a dual plasma beam electric lighter from Power Practical...

Shoulder Dolly Moving Straps

$34.96 from Amazon »

These Shoulder Dolly Moving Straps probably would have made my move from my mama's house to She-Ra: Princess of Power's condo a few years ago way easier. She-Ra's got, like, 4 inches on Mama, which made hauling big, awkward...

Micaton Magnet Driver Screw Holder

$16.95 - $59 from Amazon »

Thanks to the Micaton Magnet Driver I can screw with one hand. (Dudes, feel free to borrow that line for your online dating profile.) Micaton uses neodymium magnets and color-coded sleeves that slide over your existing...

Tommy Tape Miracle Wrap - Self-Fusing Repair Tape

$32.98 from Amazon »

Tommy Tape can you hear me? Can you see my leaky sink pipe? Tommy Tape can you help me? Can you Miracle Wrap it up tight? Tommy Tape Miracle Wrap is a self-fusing repair tape made of weatherproof silicone. Use it indoors...

JH Williams 1390-Piece Mammoth Tool Set

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"Mammoth" is no exaggeration here. The JH Williams Mammoth Tool Set comes with, not 1,000, not 1,200, not even 1,300 issues of sockets, ratchets, screwdrivers, pliers & co. This box of tools is 1,390 strong, with pieces...