Drill Gun Power Screwdriver
A Drill Gun Power Screwdriver. That's kind of ridiculous. I want one. I'd be like part Bob Villa and part James Bond. Or part Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor and part Super Trooper. Or part Dwayne Schneider (you young'uns will just have to look that one up) and part Chuck Norris.
Haha, just kidding. Chuck Norris screws and unscrews things with his mind. Right, ladies? Ain't no illegitimate children on Chuck Norris' bank roll. Which reminds me of a joke: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a light bulb.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
But back to this Drill Gun, a cordless, rechargeable power screwdriver that's shaped like a revolver, thus combining two of man's favorite endeavors in life: tinkering with things and shooting them up. The screwdriver comes with 6 bits, one of which loads at the end of the gun's barrel, and the other 5 of which chill in its chambers until called upon. The screwdriver applies 3.6 volts and 3 N.m of torque at 180 RPMs to your most rickety cabinet hinges and ornery IKEA furniture. An AC adapter for charger is also included.