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Big Squeeze Tube Squeezing Tool

By: on November 01, 2016
$28 - $32
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The Big Squeeze isn't just some plastic tube pincher and goop nudger. Check out the GIF. The Big Squeeze says it delivers industrial-grade, Wile E. Coyote vs. a Train levels of tube flattening, and tube content non-wasting. Roll the Big Squeeze along your toothpaste, sunscreen, hobby paint, hair gel, or mmmmm anchovy paste to make use of every last drop. Nothing left behind but a crimped-up container that looks like my girlfriend's hair on Ladies 80s Night.

The Big Squeeze can roll along most plastic and metal tubes up to 3" wide. It's a pretty hefty device, made of die-cast zinc handles, extruded aluminum gears, and steel pins. The crank handle alone is bigger than most dime store tube squeezers in their entirety. Still, if you're the thrifty type who wants access to the entirety of what you paid for, or the procrastinating type who waits too long to get more red paint and toothpaste, and now there's this girl sitting there in your living room, waiting for you to make out with her and paint her an apple, and you just need that last bit of both tubes...check out the Big Squeeze on Kickstarter through December 3, 2016.

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BioVessel Living Countertop Composter

$199 from Uncommon Goods »

Worms in your food, infesting your kitchen - it's not such a bad thing when contained in the BioVessel. Dump your food scraps into this countertop-sized composter and the worm colony living inside will eat them up, poop...

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Zippelin Inflatable Truck Tarp Travel Bag

$505 from Freitag »

A recycled truck tarp, a couple bike tire tubes, and Zippelin-doo-dah - you've got an inflatable travel bag. A big and sturdy travel bag whose "frame" blows up light as a Bud when you need it, and then empties out so...

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Amabrush 10-Second Automatic Toothbrush

$90 - $113 from Amabrush »

Amabrush says it's the World's First Automatic Toothbrush, but watching the demo video makes me think it's just the first time someone thought to cross a Blizzident with a vibrator....

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Blizzident - 6-Second Toothbrush

$299 from Blizzdent »

It looks like someone put the inside of a sea urchin on the inside of a mouthpiece, but if Blizzident really works, I wouldn't care if it looked like one of the McPoyle brothers' armpits. I'll be able to brush my teeth--and...

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Folding Beach Chair & Roller Cart

$81.99 from Amazon »

This folding beach chair and roller cart has it all: room for your gear and room for your rear. Fishermen, beachgoers, and festival regulars can haul their blankets, coolers, and other outing necessities (i.e., fiber...

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UrbAlive Indoor Worm Farm

$139 from Amazon »

The UrbAlive Indoor Worm Farm is for all you city-dwelling birds who want to practice sustainability, but don't have the outdoor space for the Most Beautiful Composter in the World. Or maybe you'd just like to have a...

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Paint2iT Pro Anti-Gravity Paint Tray

$19.46 from Amazon »

What, you don't like splatter painting your carpet purple--sorry, eggplant--too when your girlfriend convinces you it's a "gender neutral" color perfect for your living room walls? Or spilling the whole tray of paint...

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AXIUS Core Workout System

$195 - $250 from AXIUS Core »

Sometimes when trainers want you to engage your core they say things like, "Brace for a punch!" And sometimes that makes you want to tell them to brace for a punch too. In the face. Imagine AXIUS is your new core trainer....

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Forsvarets Hudsalva Swedish Military Balm

Sold Out from Amazon »

Yesterday I showed you Fatworks, tasty animal fat you can use to cook. Today I bring you Forsvarets Hudsalva, soothing vegetable fat you can use to fix up your lips chapped from drooling and smacking at the sight of duck...

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Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser & Holder

$8.99 from Amazon »

It's not that I'm lazy (well, I am, but that's not why I want an automatic toothpaste dispenser) it's that no matter how diligent I am my toothpaste always devolves into a lumpy tube of wasted product with nasty, gummy...

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Scraps, Wilt & Weeds: Turning Wasted Food into Plenty

$23.79 from Amazon »

Scraps, Wilt & Weeds isn't about digging through the trash to find dinner. It's about using those cores and stems, that skin and overripe flesh to make dinner before you follow your instincts and put them in the trash...

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Dragon's Blood Medicinal Tree Sap

$10.95 from Amazon »

The Croton lechleri bleeds to save you from cuts, bacteria, acne, wrinkles, and receding gums. At least if you believe the loooong list of indications that come with each bottle of Dragon's Blood. Dragon's Blood is a...