Storage

Handmade Vintage Post Office Box Door Safes

$110 - $235 from Etsy »

You can reach me at P.O. Box Don't Touch My Shit. And just in case you forget, I've locked the most valuable of it (cash, stash, Hot Wheels collectibles) up inside one of these very fine vintage post office door safes...

Gooseneck Hands-Free Phone Holder for Bed & Household

$19.99 from Amazon »

Hands-free phone holder for my bed and recliner arm, I love you a bushel and a peck, and a hug around your gooseneck. While there's more to it than your standard phone stand or holder, this gooseneck hands-free phone...

Nintendo NES Controller Valet Tray

$49 from Etsy »

Take NES Controller of your life with a snazzy Nintendo NES Controller Valet Tray from Reimagined Wood Shop. The tribute to the classic gaming system is CNC carved from your choice of 7 different woods, each sanded and...

The Couch Console

We're already working, grocery shopping, and ordering piles of sweatpants and 3-course dinners without leaving home. The Couch Console proposes taking things a step further: do it all without leaving your couch. Containing...

Stuffed Animal Storage Bean Bag Chair

$23.95 - $39.95 from Amazon »

I don't need this stuffed animal storage bean bag chair as a quick place to hide my childhood teddy and bunny, and my adulthood Baby Yoda (Grogu!) Squishmallow plush when people (i.e., my wife) come in my office...you...

Welaxy Drawer Organizer Trays

$49.99 from Amazon »

Desk a cluttered mess? Junk drawer overflowing? Workshop look like a tsunami victim? Craft room - oh Baby Jesus, the craft room... Just take a deep breath, and Welaxy...

Staircase Storage Basket

$51.49 from Amazon »

Welp, this Staircase Storage Basket is certainly a step up from strewing toys and books and shoes across the stairs. But would Marie Kondo wet herself over it? Would she approve at all? Or consider the wicker basket an...

Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit

$44.99 - $59.99 from Amazon »

Ready to roll? No? Perhaps it's because you don't have a Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit yet. No grinder, no prep tray, no poking tool, no airtight storage containers and activated charcoal odor-absorbing sack to protect...

Miniature Cash Box & Piggy Bank

$9.50 from Amazon »

Save your coins, store your cash, maybe even hide away your stash inside this miniature cash box / piggy bank combo. Available in red and black, the shrunken register measures 4.9" x 3.7" x 2.3", and has a coin slot on...

Auxx-lift Motorized Garage Storage System

$1,039 - $2,549 from Auxx-lift »

While the Auxx-lift images and video (and name for that matter) look like something straight out of a Bob Vila special, I can assure you this motorized garage storage system is a modern-day organizer and space-saving...

WALI Wall Outlet Shelf

$6.99 - $7.99 from Amazon »

WALI - not to be confused with WALL-E, last robot on earth and star of the 2008 cinematic smash hit of the same name - is a wall outlet shelf that I'd put under the category Lifehack, right alongside the toilet paper...

GoTubb One-Handed Open & Close Containers

$9.99 from Amazon »

It's not sleight of hand but squeeze of hand that in one quick motion opens or closes a GoTubb container. The hard cylinders' - you know I have to say it - handy design allows you to access pills, snacks, small pieces...

Magnetic Goose Helper

$30 - $45 from Etsy »

Not only is there someone out there who 3D prints these Magnetic Goose Helpers to order, but that someone goes by the name, "Nihilist Grandma." Ha! I've got just one thing to say: Nihilist Grandma, load up the PLA and...

SnapSafe Under Bed & Trunk Safe

$357.11 - $375.49 from Amazon »

Guess what my favorite part about this line from SnapSafe is: "With SnapSafe Specialty Safes, your valuable belongings will be out of the sight of ne'er-do-wells, and you'll have peace of mind, knowing that they're not...

Fully Sealed Stainless Steel Piggy Bank

$26.99 from Amazon »

Ain't no getting out of a New Year's resolution to save money when you have a fully sealed stainless steel piggy bank from LUSEN keeping you in check. There's no "back door" on this 6-sided vault of financial responsibility...

Battery Organizer Storage Box

$22.99 from Amazon »

Briefcase full of batteries?! That's almost as good as cash or cocaine totally legal CBD oil! And we're not talking 140 batteries tossed in all willy-nilly to tumble into entropy like the ones you currently toss in a...

Wooden Pirate Treasure Chest

$34.99 - $59.99 from Amazon »

Who's got some loot or treasyarrrr! they need to store? No one? Everyone's broke? OK, how about some DnD cards and LEGOs? Skittles? Belly button lint? These wood pirate treasure chests accept them all, and come in 2 sizes...

SereneLife 37-Gallon Locking Storage Bin

Sold Out from Amazon »

SereneLife calls their 37-gallon locking storage bin "a great way to organize your closet, storage room, garage or basement so you can have that extra space you need." But all the old dads out there, plus those of us...

UFO Storage Jar

$31.99 from Amazon »

When I give my mama this UFO storage jar for all the cookies and other special treats she makes before I come over, I'll just tell her the lid is a ladies' gardening hat instead of an alien spaceship. That way we'll both...

Houndsbay Admiral Dresser Valet & Men's Jewelry Box

$99.99 from Amazon »

If the Admiral is anything, the Admiral is organized. This Houndsbay dresser valet and jewelry box for men comes with enough pockets, slots, lids, and drawers to keep all your EDC contained and primed for grabbing on...

BedShelfie - The Original Bedside Shelf

$34.99 - $49.99 from Amazon »

Suckered again. My wife asked if we could get a BedShelfie and I thought she meant could we get naked and take a selfie in bed. (I attributed the shhhelfie pronunciation to a speech impediment caused by the bite of egg...

Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry Boxes & EDC Organizers

$392.68 - $589.02 from Etsy »

Above you see the delighted grin of Steampunk Cyborg 002, who craftsman Simon Roy says is "here to raise hell!" Really? He looks more Weeeee! than Muahahaha! to me. Issue 002, like Roy's other Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry...

DMoose Cable Organizing Box

$21.99 - $25.99 from Amazon »

The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...

The Clip Hanger Hat Rack

$22 from Amazon »

Hat-Headz Clip Hanger hat rack is apparently enough of a requirement in baseball cap-wearers' lives that the company is on their v4.0. Four iterations of webbed straps dangling from doors to secure, organize, and display...