Storage

Magnetic Goose Helper

$30 - $45 from Etsy »

Not only is there someone out there who 3D prints these Magnetic Goose Helpers to order, but that someone goes by the name, "Nihilist Grandma." Ha! I've got just one thing to say: Nihilist Grandma, load up the PLA and...

SnapSafe Under Bed & Trunk Safe

$357.11 - $375.49 from Amazon »

Guess what my favorite part about this line from SnapSafe is: "With SnapSafe Specialty Safes, your valuable belongings will be out of the sight of ne'er-do-wells, and you'll have peace of mind, knowing that they're not...

Fully Sealed Stainless Steel Piggy Bank

$32.99 from Amazon »

Ain't no getting out of a New Year's resolution to save money when you have a fully sealed stainless steel piggy bank from LUSEN keeping you in check. There's no "back door" on this 6-sided vault of financial responsibility...

Battery Organizer Storage Box

$18.99 from Amazon »

Briefcase full of batteries?! That's almost as good as cash or cocaine totally legal CBD oil! And we're not talking 140 batteries tossed in all willy-nilly to tumble into entropy like the ones you currently toss in a...

Wooden Pirate Treasure Chest

$34.99 - $59.99 from Amazon »

Who's got some loot or treasyarrrr! they need to store? No one? Everyone's broke? OK, how about some DnD cards and LEGOs? Skittles? Belly button lint? These wood pirate treasure chests accept them all, and come in 2 sizes...

SereneLife 37-Gallon Locking Storage Bin

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SereneLife calls their 37-gallon locking storage bin "a great way to organize your closet, storage room, garage or basement so you can have that extra space you need." But all the old dads out there, plus those of us...

UFO Storage Jar

$35.98 from Amazon »

When I give my mama this UFO storage jar for all the cookies and other special treats she makes before I come over, I'll just tell her the lid is a ladies' gardening hat instead of an alien spaceship. That way we'll both...

Houndsbay Admiral Dresser Valet & Men's Jewelry Box

$95.99 from Amazon »

If the Admiral is anything, the Admiral is organized. This Houndsbay dresser valet and jewelry box for men comes with enough pockets, slots, lids, and drawers to keep all your EDC contained and primed for grabbing on...

BedShelfie - The Original Bedside Shelf

$34.99 - $49.99 from Amazon »

Suckered again. My wife asked if we could get a BedShelfie and I thought she meant could we get naked and take a selfie in bed. (I attributed the shhhelfie pronunciation to a speech impediment caused by the bite of egg...

Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry Boxes & EDC Organizers

$392.68 - $589.02 from Etsy »

Above you see the delighted grin of Steampunk Cyborg 002, who craftsman Simon Roy says is "here to raise hell!" Really? He looks more Weeeee! than Muahahaha! to me. Issue 002, like Roy's other Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry...

DMoose Cable Organizing Box

$21.99 - $25.99 from Amazon »

The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...

The Clip Hanger Hat Rack

$19.99 from Amazon »

Hat-Headz Clip Hanger hat rack is apparently enough of a requirement in baseball cap-wearers' lives that the company is on their v4.0. Four iterations of webbed straps dangling from doors to secure, organize, and display...

Golf Club Clothes Hangers

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Golf club clothes hangers are the perfect unique, personal, 100-pound gift for a man who loves to golf...and get a complete shoulder workout every time he takes out or hangs up a shirt!...

The Apothecarry Case

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The Apothecarry Case is for healers who want their herbs and tinctures to stay fresh, safe, and organized. And by "healers" I mean "stoners." This intricate and cigar-aficionado-fancy storage case for herbs and herbal...

Hang on for Dear Life Storage Jars

$26 - $36.95 from Amazon »

Poor Gianni. Stuck in a jar with 2 choices: hang on for dear life; or die drowned in flour. Skewered on skewers. Snuggled to death by Q-Tips...

Trunk Crate Pro Collapsible Trunk Organizer

$39.98 from Amazon »

The Trunk Crate Pro may not be a dazzler packed with smart home-compatible features, but if you're looking for a practical gift for Mom or Dad, one that won't break or become outdated in a year, or require you to spend...

Monster Vault Under-the-Bed Safe

$690 from Amazon »

Why does a monster under the bed have to be scary or out to get you? Why can't it be there to keep you safe. Or, in the case of the Monster Vault, to be a safe? The Monster Vault is a slim under-the-bed safe for storing...

Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Wall Hooks

Gotta hang that Venkman jacket somewhere. The Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Wall Hooks store your coats and, check out the GIF, contain your keys so they don't wreak havoc on your tidy home, or elude you when you need to go...

Nike Shoebox Safe

Swoosh your stash so sticky fingers won't swipe it. Except...bummer. The Mandem Safe, a keyed crypt for your valuables that looks like a Nike shoebox, is still just a prototype. So even harder to get right now than a...

Star Wars Lightsaber Wall Hooks

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

Here's your chance to turn some Jedi-in-training's lightsaber fail into a snazzy storage solution for your home. Hang your bag, your umbrella, and your Chewbacca bathrobe from this pair of Vader and Luke Lightsaber Wall...

Console Vaults

$279 - $289 from Amazon »

You're 10 minutes away from 12-gauge cold rolled plate steel. Console Vault makes truck / SUV console safes that slide in and secure to factory console bolts in an easy 10 minutes. Welded tab and notch seams, a 3-point...

4' x 4' Cable-Lifted Storage Rack

$249.43 from Amazon »

Where are you going to put all that crap you got for Christmas? How about all that crap you got new crap to replace at Christmas? I like this 4' x 4' Cable-Lifted Storage Rack from Racor for 3 reasons: 1) It allows me...

Elite Executive Fire Safe

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Stack-On goes for security tested, fire rated, and convertible with their Elite Executive Fire Safe. It takes care of protecting your valuables from sticky fingers and encroaching flames as a registered California Department...

Grifiti Big-Ass Bands

$8.98 - $17.98 from Amazon »

Big stretch. Big strength. Big colors. Grifiti makes it clear: go Big-Ass or go home. The company's Big-Ass Bands take the rubber band concept and then, uh, stretch it to fit so many more of your daily needs. The fat...