Plants

Boob Pots (NSFW)

$20 from Etsy »

A little succulence to display your succulents, anyone? These are Boob Pots. Knocker planters. Fun bag flower displays. And possibly the only thing about them that is as titillating as the Boob Pots themselves is the...

terraplanter Inside-Out Hydroponic Planter

The terraplanter is a low maintenance inside-out hydroponic planter for outside-in plant growing. The honeycombed cone has a hollow core for holding water, and is made from a proprietary ceramic material just porous enough...

Scheurich USA Watering Can & Mister

$31.57 from Amazon »

For some reason, this watering can crossed with a spray bottle from Scheurich USA looks about as funny to me as a golden retriever crossed with a camel. As strange as a penguin crossed with a kitten. As ludicrous as a...

The Mandalorian The Child Chia Pet

$19.99 from Amazon »

Pinnacles of cuteness unite! The cutest being ever, The Mandalorian's The Child, has been incorporated into the cutest houseplant ever, the Chia Pet. Between Baby Yoda and the Lamborghinetta Tractor I posted yesterday...

Devoted One Watering Can & Planter

$125 from GNR 8 »

I was thirsty / You were full / Two worlds collided / And now they'll never tear us apart! Devoted One is an interconnected watering can and planter pot, designed by Object Right to depict an extreme level of companionship...

TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter

$14 from Etsy »

Seeing the TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planter got me thinking there has to be a viable use out there for the term "cactus cock." Luckily, I didn't spend too much time crafting one before I thought to Google it to see if someone...

Funky Veg Kit

$26.99 from Amazon »

The aptly named Funky Veg Kit from Plant Theatre is your all-in-one start to growing some psychedelic vegetables that might be easier to convince your kids to eat than the normal ones once we run out of meat...

Preserved Botanicals Hanging Terrariums

$742 from Etsy »

Bring the garden inside, and preserve it indefinitely, with this stunning hanging botanical terrarium from Jami of Jupiter Oak Jewelry. The artist creates and captures flowers, ferns, moss, and other plants in ice resin...

iHarvest Indoor Hydroponic Garden

$749 from IGWorks »

The iHarvest attempts to give indoor gardens and hydroponic growing systems a boost and a face lift. An automated, fully self-contained planter, the iHarvest can both grow up to 30 fruits, vegetables, and herbs in a 2.5-square-foot...

Maze Planter DIY Build & Grow Botany Kit

$13.99 from Amazon »

Enjoy some STEM education, some stalk education, and some overall growth with the Maze Planter, a DIY build & grow botany kit for kids. The dual-sided planter comes disassembled, but with setup easy enough for girls and...

Rotofarm Compact Anti-Gravity Kitchen Farm

$683 - $785 from Bace »

You'll need to harvest - and eat - a lot of herbs and lettuce before the Rotofarm pays for itself, but this soil-free vegetable garden for your kitchen has more to offer than just its bounty. Designed as a circular farmbed...

Lithops - Living Stone Succulent Plants

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This listing's seller promises "Live fat succulent plants!" to anyone who buys their Lithops living stones. Lithops are a type of succulent - part of the ice plant family - native to southern Africa. It's easy to see...

I.V. Plant Pot - Self-Watering Planter

$229 from GNR 8 »

It's appropriate that the I.V. Plant Pot, a planter configured to be self-watering via a bag and flow regulator that look like a medical I.V., comes from a design firm called Vitamin Living. Gotta keep those plants hydrated...

Miracle-Gro Twelve Indoor Growing System

$199 from Amazon »

The miracle of plant growth is back and better than ever with the Miracle-Gro Twelve. The combo planter and side table looks decent, and acts even nicer as a fully integrated hydroponic indoor growing system. Fitted with...

Glowpear Urban Garden Self-Watering Planters

$79 - $149 from Amazon »

Back yard and regular watering not required. The Glowpear Urban Garden Planters give those with limited green space, and limited time and patience for cultivating plant life, an option for bringing a range of fruits...

Aquaphoric Self-Watering Planter

Sold Out from Amazon »

I bet I could still kill a plant inside an Aquaphoric Self-Watering Planter. A Fiber Soil planting medium and easy-to-read water gauge are no match for my black thumb (i.e., forgetfulness, laziness, and general ignorance.)...

OrchidBox Smart Mini Terrarium

While the Beetlejuice Terrarium will always hold the most special place in my heart, the OrchidBox has also won me over. A forthcoming self-contained mini ecosystem, the OrchidBox gets smart about house plants with Wi-Fi...

Brass Plant Mister

$33.95 from Amazon »

The Haws brass plant mister is a functional and attractive tool for quenching the thirst of Bonsai trees, air plants, flowers, cacti, or any other indoor plant. It's also a functional and attractive tool for training...

Deadpool Chia Pet

$19.99 from Amazon »

Think Deadpool can say Chia in as many languages as he can say Chimichanga? The Deadpool Chia Pet, in his own special brand of red suit, arrives just in time for the holidays, and all of your white elephant gift parties...

Grow 'n' Serve Microgreen Kits

$11.99 - $24.99 from Amazon »

Vegetarians and health nuts and foodies, oh my! These Grow 'n' Serve Microgreen Kits will bring joy to the hearts of many a personality on your gift lift this year. The kits come with a planting tray, a choice of nutrient-dense...

Sprout Plantable Graphite Pencils

$15.50 from Amazon »

It might not be the requisite #2, but using a Sprout Pencil will still help you ace at least one exam: the one that challenges you to grow some basil or forget-me-nots out of your graphite pencil...

Grasslamp Modern Desktop Garden

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Grasslamp designer Marko Vuckovic has developed an award-winning way to combat the darkness, melancholy, and ugliness of being indoors: a grassy knoll for your desktop. Sure, you could fill the space with a houseplant...

Ambienta Living Table Lamp

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I was trying to think of a Mother's Day gift for my mama and a lightbulb went off. It was inside the Ambienta Living Table Lamp...

BioVessel Living Countertop Composter

$199 from Amazon »

Worms in your food, infesting your kitchen - it's not such a bad thing when contained in the BioVessel. Dump your food scraps into this countertop-sized composter and the worm colony living inside will eat them up, poop...