Pets

Feed Me: 50 Home Cooked Meals for Your Dog

$19.46 from Amazon »

50 Home Cooked Meals for Your Dog?! How about Feed Me: 50 Home Cooked Meals for Your Husband? I've seen dogs dig gristle out of the trash. I've seen dogs lick smeared PB&J and Filet-O-Fish sandwiches off the ground at...

Cat Camp Cat Tents

$59.95 from Cat Camp »

Cat Camp Cat Tents aren't just charming twists on cat beds that look like human tents on the outside. They are real, multi-part tents through and through. Cat Camp calls themselves "the world's first specialized tent...

Bristly Toothbrush for Dogs

$22 from Bristly »

The Bristly is a toothbrush for your dog disguised as a chew toy. A super durable rubber chew toy with different textures and an infused meat flavor to make teeth cleaning time something Doggo looks forward to, rather...

Dog Doorbells for Housebreaking Your Dog

$6.59 - $6.99 from Amazon »

They say these dog doorbells are for housebreaking your dog, but come on. We all know it's just the next step in your dog training you. And a bell no less! Doggo rings and Hooman comes running. Sure, you want him to learn...

Shed Defender Dog Onesie

$39.99 - $61.99 from Amazon »

Will zipping your dog into a Shed Defender make him look like a canine fool? Sure. But no more so than putting him in pet samurai armor or an AT-AT costume for your personal viewing pleasure. And while the latter have...

The Dude Dog Sweater

$49 - $59 from Pendleton »

If The Dude were a dog, there's no question this Pendleton sweater is what he'd wear. But. What kind dog would he be while wearing it? St. Bernard? Shar-Pei? Scruffy hound dog?...

The Ripple Rug Cat Play Mat

$42 from Amazon »

With the Ripple Rug, when your cat gives you that look like, "Yeah, I just rolled in and scratched up and disheveled your shit. What're you gonna do about it, son?" you can just shrug and tell him, "Not a thing, Zanzibar...

Wooly Snuffle Foraging & Feeding Mat for Dogs

$49.95 from Amazon »

No, it's not a scalped Fraggle, it's the Wooly Snuffle Mat. Here to facilitate one and restrain another of your dog's instilled canine instincts with its shag-rug-on-acid pile...

GloFish Fluorescent Fish

$6.59 - $98.95 from GloFish »

One fish, two fish, GloFish, blue fish. Fluorescent Cosmic Blue fish. Or Starfire Red. Or Galactic Purple. GloFish are brilliantly bright fish that fluoresce, or glow, under blue light...

Delectables SqueezeUps - Go-Gurt for Cats

$15.76 - $17.99 from Amazon »

I can has creamy tuna Go-Gurt? Yes, cats of the world, thanks to Delectables SqueezeUps, you can. Fire up your tongue and mind your claws because this is how this treat session's gonna go: I hold and squeeze, you lick...

JellyTank Jellyfish Aquarium

$150 - $175 from JellyTank »

If you've always wanted a sweet jellyfish aquarium, but had to concede that Beyonce was right when she kept telling you, "I don't think you're ready for this jelly," have a look at JellyTank. The forthcoming aquarium...

Casper Dog Mattress

$125 - $225 from Casper »

Remember the Casper? Or should I say, the Hug & Bounce Mattress? Now your dog can get his game--and by game I mean 18 hours of sleep per day--on too with Casper's version Canine of their pressure-relieving memory and...

MDK9 Dog Haus

$3,650 from RAH:DESIGN »

Axel here turned his nose up at the first house his owner Rahil Taj bought him, demanding something "less Peanuts and more Frank Lloyd Wright, dude. You know, clean lines, dramatic angles. And can we show some creativity...

Live Pet Chinese Praying Mantis

$16.99 from Amazon »

The praying mantis. As fascinating and educational as a moon jelly, but even more fun to keep as a pet because it will "tolerate handling." Especially if you let it suck some of your blood...

Bird Cage Table

Wow. It's a wonder that Gregoire de Laforrest's Cage Archibird can be so stunningly beautiful, yet also so stunningly the antithesis of sanitation. A bird cage built into a functional table? A table that looks primed...

Aqua Farm

$92.99 from Amazon »

I've observed my fair share of pet fish poop over the years--both floating at the surface of my aquarium and during the fabrication process as it emerged from its host--and I feel very uneasy at the thought of it serving...

LumaTank - Edge Lit Fish Tank

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Betta fish have all the luck. They enjoy a completely acceptable sedentary lifestyle of floating and feeding, they never have to share their personal space with other fish, and now, thanks to Rob Young and Denny Curtis...

Bowser Beer for Dogs

$32.54 from Amazon »

Dogs. Always wanting to do everything their humans do. Drink beer. Hog the bed. Hump ladies' legs. And while they've mastered the latter two, minus the times a drunk guest sneaks them a few swigs during holiday parties...

Dog Snowsuit

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For the dog: Italian greyhounds seem like fragile, sensitive creatures, so I'm going to let the fact that you're wearing a canine snowsuit with a 270-degree hood drawstringed tightly around your head in this photo slide...

MK-84 Aqua Bomb Aquarium

$7,500 from Moto Art »

The MK-84, a general-purpose US military bomb, is known as the "Hammer." Here incorporated by the incomparably creative and mildly devious MotoArt into an 80" tall fish aquarium, appropriately termed the MK-84 Aqua Bomb...

Blown Glass Hermit Crab Shells

It's time to play Big Brother to our hermit crabs. No more covert ops in your sea shells, no more partaking in nefarious activities tucked away out of sight. Robert DuGrenier has your number, you sneaky crustaceans. From...

Dog Cat Scratching Post

This poor bastard. Not only has the superior dog been relegated to a life of feline subservience highlighted by cats using his face and body to sharpen their claws, but his creator, Erik Stehmann, also named him Lumpi...

If You Can Read This Dog Tag

$12 from Etsy »

If you can read this I will lick you. A simple metal disk turns dog collar banality into dog collar hilarity. But how many people take the time to rifle through a dog's tags in search of potential witticisms? I think...

Apple Computer Pet Bed

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The iconic, transparent Apple beauty that started it all has been reinvented and primed for a cat nap. Revolutionary computer turned revolutionary pet bed--congratulations to Etsy vendor Atomic Attic for their "upcycles"...