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Hanging Disco Ball Planter

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Don't panic, plant it at the disco! This Hanging Disco Ball Planter brings some sparkle to your greenery and blooms. Especially the greenery and blooms you can't quite cultivate to look like they actually enjoy living...

Capsule Countertop Dishwasher

$400 - $449 Loch Electronics »

Small, feisty, green, and Scottish. Nope, it's not a Baby Nessie, it's a dishwasher. The Capsule from Loch Electronics is a personal countertop dishwasher made for tight spaces and smaller households. It also has 3-in-1...

Top Hat, Monocle & Mustache Planter

$30.13 Etsy »

Top...hat o' the morning to ya, dudes. Might you have a nip of...humidity to spare for a thirsty gent? Mr. Tom Hatter, a most excellent air plant holder design from Craft 3D by Maz, places your favorite trailing tillandsia...

Mod Mettle Planter Box Mailboxes

$250 - $340 Etsy »

Get flowers in the mail every day with one of Mod Mettle's planter box mailboxes. The wall-mounted receptacles are made of 14-gauge steel, with a sleek, minimalist box design in your choice of Mod Mettle's hand-finished...

Lovers Under the Moon Lamp

$39.99 Amazon »

It's time for summer lovin'. The Lovers Under the Moon Lamp captures that over-the-moon feeling of cuddling up with someone you love, in the quiet of night, surrounded by stars, and watched over by the pizza pie in the...

Koala Cushy Sofa Bed

$810 - $1,235 Koala »

Enjoy some nookie with your cookie on a Koala Cushy Sofa Bed. Or I guess you could use the metal-free convertible couch as a place for guests to crash. Or family movie nights. But why waste the potential of a pillowy...

Hand Forged Scroll Corkscrew

$51.61 Etsy »

Rugged. Manly. Beautiful. Those are the 3 words that come to mind when I see this hand-forged Scroll Corkscrew from Owen Phillips of Gate Foot Forge. Feeble. Frustrated. Sweaty. Those are the 3 words that come to mind...

Big Green Egg Soap Dispenser

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The Big Green Egg turns its attention to your dirty little hands with a Big Green Egg Soap Dispenser. Made for the grill's biggest, greenest fans, the bottle is shaped just like the BBQ, and weighs almost as much too...

Korean BBQ Coffee Table

$650 Etsy »

A Korean BBQ Coffee Table almost guarantees you'll throw a spectacular dinner party. And also that you'll ruin your couch, chairs, carpet, and coffee table itself in the process. Spectacularly. But, hey, what's a new...

Mammoth Grips

Make me a pack mule, and I look like an ass. But make me a mammoth, and I become a King of the Pleistocene. Mammoth Grips are extra-strong carry handles that enable you to double, triple, maybe even octuple your load...

Mom Grass

$35 Dad Grass »

Now, Mama, before you start worrying, nagging, or otherwise getting your panties in a bunch, rest assured, Mom Grass Hemp CBG Joints are 100% legal. They're made not of the evil wakki tabakki like those marijuana cigarettes...

HIDDEnSIT Bar Stools

Hey, it's a sleight of...seat. HIDDEnSIT Bar Stools are an original and creative furniture / kitchen island solution from Minarc, a residential and commercial design firm out of Santa Monica. Founded by Erla Dogg Ingjaldsdottir...

Clearview Window Bird Feeder

$119.99 Amazon »

This Clearview Window Bird Feeder is pretty neat, especially if you've just entered middle age (indicated by your spontaneous need to identify and monitor all birds, squirrels, rabbits, and other fauna that inhabit your...

Pipe Man Liquor Bottle Holder & Dispenser

$72.99 Amazon »

Pour your firewater with panache - or at least let the Pipe Man do it for you - with this steampunk-inspired liquor dispenser. Ready for display on your home bar or countertop, the piece features iron pipes and joints...

The Mandalorian The Child Mini Tiki Muglets

$34.99 Amazon »

Check out the Baby Yoda mugs on these Baby Yoda Muglets. The 3-piece set of The Mandalorian The Child Mini Tiki Muglets comes from parody tropical glassware brand* Geeki Tikis. Ceramic Grogu muglets are Grogu-shaped and...

Mt. Fuji Glass with Wooden Coaster

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I don't know much about Mt. Fuji, but any mountain capped with 4 fingers of whiskey - or tequila, scotch, or gin - instead of 40 feet of snow is going to be my favorite, and a worthy addition to my barware collection...

Midnight Scoop Ergonomic Ice Cream Scooper

$39 Amazon »

According to Midnight Scoop, "YOU HAVE BEEN SCOOPING ICE CREAM WRONG." Like, wrong enough for the ergonomic ice cream scooper to be forceful and yelly about it. And it only gets better when they follow that statement...

Clear Shower XL Transparent Shower Head

$99.99 Amazon »

I see your rain shower shower head, and raise you a rain shower shower head you can see...right through. Appropriately named the Clear Shower XL, this is a shower head whose base plate is transparent, creating the optical...

ECHOGEAR On-Wall Surge Protector

$14.99 Amazon »

It may look like a monstrosity growing out of your outlets, but at least ECHOGEAR's on-wall surge protector will expand your plug-in options, and keep your corded electronics and gadgets safe from electrical spikes. With...

T-Rex Skull Hard Boiled Egg Mold

$6.99 Amazon »

What's worse: having egg or your face; or having T-Rex's jaw on your face? Well, now you can have both with Fred's Egg-a-Matic T-Rex skull hard-boiled egg mold!...

Octopus Decanter

I think I've just found my own Octopus Teacher in this stunning Octopus Decanter from Ignite Glass Studios in Chicago. Creator Josh DeWall has blown borosilicate glass magic with his Einstein of the sea design, available...

Vintage Avon Tool Box Decanter Bottle Set

$69.99 Etsy »

I never thought my most pleasant surprise for the week would come in the form of vintage decanters made to look like classic hand tools. Even more surprising, the 6-strong vintage Tool Box Decanter Bottle set comes from...

Skull Door Knocker

$30 Etsy »

Skull, skull, skullin' on heaven's door! ... By the power of the Gray Skull, I am a guest in your ho- ow! It bit me! You skuller f**ker! ... Knock, knock. Who's there? Dead guy. Dead guy who? Dude, you're the one who...

Vitamix FoodCycler - Convert Food Scraps to Fertilizer

$299.95 Amazon »

Vitamix has always been the master of the breakdown. From their blenders that break down your whole ingredients into smoothies, sauces, soups, and sexy frozen drinks, to their newest breaker downer, the Vitamix FoodCycler...