Household

Dime Wall-Mounted Bar Cabinet

Welp, Splinterworks certainly doesn't call their wall-mounted bar cabinet "Dime" for its price tag. And though it may be appropriate to conclude that a purchase of the semi-spherical segmented spirits shelf would leave...

Voodoo Tanks - Aquariums with Glowing Edges

Aquariums with glowing edges? What voodoo is this? The Voodoo Tank kind...

Horror Movie The Last Supper Print

$12 - $129 Amazon »

Never thought I'd write these words, but, Starring Freddy Krueger as: Jesus! This scary parody on da Vinci's The Last Supper painting sees favorite horror movie villains taking the place of JC and his apostles on the...

Valiryo Body Dryer

$1,791 Amazon »

I was gonna say, "Add the Valiryo Body Dryer to the list of weird products I don't need," but then I remembered how I felt about bidets before I tried one, and how I feel about the glorious toilet masters and pinnacles...

Brizzle Stand-Up Scoop, Baste & Drizzle Brush

$14.95 Amazon »

Do I want a silicone bristled basting brush that can also scoop up juicy drippin's, drizzle them onto my dish, and then rest on my cutting board without spreading their remnants all over it? Fo shizzle my Brizzle...

Uranium Glass Juicer

$28 Etsy »

Wait, wait, let me just juice a squeeze of lemon...with a uranium twist for that cocktail. No? What, you prefer lime?...

The Tallest Pen Stand

$28 - $32.95 Etsy »

Joining the superlative ranks of The Biggest Loser, The Longest Yard, The Coolest Cooler, and The Whitest Boy Alive, please welcome The Tallest Pen Stand! I don't know if 3DW Crafts' samurai-style modular pen tower earns...

Star brite Liquid Electrical Tape

$6.48 - $7.48 Amazon »

Seems like regular old adhesive electrical tape would be way easier to apply than Liquid Electrical Tape - more forgiving if you misplace it too. But if you've got the steady hand of an Operation master, or at least...

Hexa-LED Honeycomb Light Fixture

$785 Etsy »

You can't swing from the Hexa-LED chandelier, but you can gaze up at this stunning honeycomb light fixture in wonder of its design. And then in blindness from its 6000K LEDs and 730W of power...

Super Wide Peephole for Viewing Up to 7' Away

$46.99 - $69.07 Amazon »

I guess the question is, why get a Door Scope super wide peephole for peeping peeps at your front door from up to 7' away when you could just get a Ring Doorbell or a Wyze Camera, or at least an LCD panel digital peephole?...

Hanging Bookshelf

$160 - $250 Etsy »

I don't know what I like better about this hanging bookshelf: it's simple, innovative design, and the ease with which you can use it to decorate a wall; or that it was created by a husband and wife team named Agusta and...

Sandgrain Studio Minimalist Movie & TV Show Posters

$35 - $80 Etsy »

Sandgrain Studio's artistic interpretations of prized scenes and images from beloved movies and TV shows has brought us an extensive collection of posters that are modern, minimalist, and subtle. They're kind of in contrast...

Noku Canvas Modular, Self-Watering Planter

$49 - $399 Shirinoku »

No green thumb or shelf space required for the Noku Canvas, a modular, self-watering planter collection you can arrange on your wall in any hex-based design you fancy...

Dalstrong Shadow Black Series Kitchen Knives

$69.99 - $299.99 Amazon »

As if kitchen knives weren't intimidating enough on their own*, Dalstrong created their Shadow Black Series of kitchen knives. So now I can pair what they call a "menacing design" with the high probability that I will...

Restless Rocking Chair

$1,600 Karel Matejka »

Turn yourself into a life-size, real-life Weeble with the Restless Rocking Chair, a whimsical piece of kinetic furniture from Czech designer Karel Matejka. Though termed a "rocking chair" for simplicity, the Restless...

Session Goods Designer Stash Jar & Ashtray

To their designer smoking line Session Goods has added designer...storage, if you will. The new Stash Jar and Ashtray have the same handsome, minimalist design as the company's bong, pipe, and one hitter, and provide...

MastaPlasta Instant Leather Repair Patch

$12.50 Amazon »

The bad news is when you use a MastaPlasta Instant Leather Repair Patch to repair a tear or gouge in your leather...instantly...it's still going to look like a leather repair patch. Like the fabric ones your mama used...

Sleepout Portable Blackout Curtain

$89 - $319 Sleepout »

Blackouts and blacking out typically carry negative connotations, but they are responsible for a better experience during one event: bedtime. Sleepout is a portable blackout curtain its creators say installs over any...

Amaranth Vase

$39.99 - $59.99 Amazon »

The Amaranth Vase makes taking care of bouquets and floral arrangements way less of a thorn in your side. Uh, though it won't do anything about actual thorns. Be they attached to flower stems, or somehow embedded in your...

Garrnish Pesticide Purifier

$199 - $299 Garrnish »

Electrolysis. First it saves you from unwanted body hair, and now with the Garrnish Pesticide Purifier, it's gonna save you from unwanted pesticides coating your fruits and vegetables!...

Giraffe Desk Lamp

$59.99 Amazon »

Giraffe Desk Lamp, you had me at first glance, but I have to ask: why the green shade? I feel like you'd look even more girafferific with an illuminated head made out of the same ash wood as your body. Or at least some...

Penduloz Gravity-Powered Geometric Drawing Machine

$299 - $550 RD1studio »

Oh boy, the Penduloz is a real-life, gravity-powered machine for drawing my mama's favorite Windows screensaver! Mystify, I believe it was called, and boy did it ever do that to her. Birthday gift for Mama, check...

Nana Hats Banana Preservers

$9.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

Nana Hats, a 2-piece combo of a silicone condom and a crocheted animal or other cutesy item cover, call themselves banana preservers. I call them another banana invention that's, yep, say it with me, bananas...

Trigger Multi-Caliber Mini Cannon

$44.95 - $49.95 Trigger Cannons »

Trigger Cannons are real treats for all you tiny warfare fanatics out there. Tiny warfare fanatics - is that a legit subculture? It's gotta be, right? If we have the furry fandom and competitive endurance ticklers, surely...