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Tabletop Fireplace

By: on October 08, 2012
$159.99
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This portable fireplace will slide right in anywhere you need heat, ambience, romance, or S'mores. At 11" high x 14" wide x 5" deep, 8-1/2 pounds, and capable of heating areas of up to 375 square feet it's an easy and relatively inexpensive way to add degrees and coziness to tabletops, counters, nightstands, even patio furniture.

The Anywhere Fireplace burns non-toxic, non-polluting bio-ethanol liquid fuel to generate 8,500 BTUs of heat through its tempered glass and stainless steel modern design. Smokeless, odorless, ventless, requiring no gas hookup or electrical connection, boy, this little emitter of heat is approaching Angelina levels of perfection. Does it have any faults? Personality disorder? Bad credit? Maybe I'll buy an Anywhere Fireplace instead of paying my heating bill this winter. Or maybe I'll ask Santy for one this Christmas. In any case, I will acquire one and let you know. But it's definitely looking Angelina so far.

Anywhere Fireplaces also come in smaller and larger models. For $99 you can get a 11.8" high x 13.77" wide x 4.33" deep model, or for $399 a black-bodied and tempered glass version measuring 25.6" high x 31-1/2" wide x 11.8" deep.

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