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Shibari Lube Launcher

By: on April 17, 2016
$6.99
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The Shinbari Lube Launcher. XL. In blue. That's seven-and-a-half inches of long and strong silicone jelly (or even, according to one reviewer, organic coconut oil) reservoir ready to facilitate pleasure and alleviate dry spells. Well, the literal ones anyway. Not sure waving a Lube Launcher around like a magic wand at Singles' Night will be cast much of a spell over the ladies.

Anyway, I guess Shinbari really wanted established couples to try out a Lube Launcher out in the bedroom together because a ton of their 100+ reviews have the "I was given this product at a discount in return for my unbiased review..." disclaimer. Nonetheless, almost all of the reviews are good. Very good. Both in terms of their product ratings and their--for lack of a better word--juicy descriptions:

  • "No more being worried about him grabbing my hair with hands full of lube, lol!"
  • "It's not an easy launcher to just go trigger happy with either, as this launcher seems to have a controlled push in it so it doesn't just squirt everywhere."
  • "This product receives a high five and is coming from someone who loves sex toys."
  • "I am menopausal women with... you got it dryness."
  • "Much more economical than buying a cum shooter with high end dildos."

Shinbari's Lube Launcher is made of silicone and plastic. While obviously recommended for use with the company's own lube, it essentially fills like a syringe, and so can be inserted into the top of most any lube bottle and loaded by pulling up the stopper. To launch your load, simply get a lock on your target and depress the stopper.

Many reviewers reiterate the above quote, noting that Lube Launcher release is easily controlled and clean. So if you were looking for an explosion of lube all over the bedroom, I'd suggest searching for Shinbari's Lube Grenade instead.

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