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Safe-T Designer Fire Extinguishers

By: on March 18, 2017
$99 - $199
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Even fire extinguishers have succumbed to the pressure of making every piece of crap I own stylized, customized, and personalized so that it's uniquely representative of ME! Saving lives and avoiding burning down my girlfriend's condo building must not come at the expense of being able to express myself! I love Heinz ketchup and I want a fire extinguisher that tells everyone just how much!

You might also appreciate that Safe-T's designer fire extinguishers look a little nicer, and blend in a little better with your decor when sitting on a countertop or mounted on a wall.

I first saw Safe-T's idea to revamp the aesthetic with this wine bottle version of the fire extinguisher. Now they have greatly expanded their line to include the aforementioned ketchup bottle, whiskey, a can of tomato soup, olive oil, and a bunch more colorful, standout designs.

All Safe-T extinguishers are fully functional and built to CE norms and EN 3-8 technical standards. They are made of steel and brass, and measure 11.4" tall x 3.5" wide.

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