Miss You Card
Taken either as a threat or a thoughtful gesture depending on the intelligence and location of the recipient, this clever card is perfect for so many occasions. An ex-wife for instance could send this to her ex-husband on their anniversary. That's all I can think of for now. I'll take suggestions in the comments.
Watermelons. You poor bastards. Always on the receiving end of novelty weapon violence. The Gotcha Cap. The Unbreakable Slugger Umbrella. The <a href="http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/weapons/blade-driver-crossbow.asp"
This SideWinder Deck Box's Chromia Skin cover doesn't just add some visual and tactile fun to the holder and protector of your Magic: The Gathering, or other collectible card game, cards. The heat-sensitive skin's color-changing...