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Fin Finger Vibrator (NSFW)

By: on November 06, 2016

While we've seen sexy fun time items such as PLAISIR des SENS warming lube running crowdfunding campaigns on IndieGoGo, the Fin marks the very first campaign of such a blatant naughty nature to seek pledges from you and your anatomical parts on Kickstarter. Judging from its nearly 1,700 backers and $130,000 (of a $50,000 ask) raised at printing, I guess sex toys are a product range Kickstarter would do well to allow onto their platform more often.

Or maybe the Fin is just extra special in design, fit, and happy endings. For the design portion of its pitch, the Fin claims it will "feel like a part of you, so you can be part of something amazing." I guess that means it won't feel like you're awkwardly holding a giant piece of plastic or silicone in your hand as you try to close your eyes, relax, and think of Benedict Cumberbatch. Creator Dame Products has fashioned the Fin around the fingers. To use the Fin you'll use them as supporting players, holding the vibrator in place either on top of or beneath pointer and tallman.

The soft silicone finger cuff extends into dipped canals on the Fin itself for an ergonomic, both-ways-up fit too. You can also remove the cuff and use the Fin freestyle.

Since it's still in crowdfunding stages, we don't have solid reviewer data on Fin performance, but Dame Products points out another design decision to make one end of the vibrator feel "firm + direct" and the other "flat + squishy" to the touch will give every lady multiple sensation selections to choose from on her path towards achieving the donut hole goal. Fin has a simple 3-speed motor, rechargeable via USB.

The vibrator is up for backing here on Kickstarter through December 3, 2016. Dame Products lists Fin delivery date for early backers as December 2016 too, so get your pledge in early and you might be able to wrap it all all buzzy as pretty as a gift for your girlfriend or wife in time for the holidays.

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