Star Wars TIE Fighter Posable Desk Lamp
The Rebels hacked into the Empire's TIE Fighter production line and programmed a whole series of the starfighters to fly with maneuverability and flight ranges so limited an X-Wing could take them down with a single, lazy shot. The Empire had two choices: 1) Decommission them; or 2) Turn them into TIE Fighter desk lamps. Able to angle up and down, and travel a distance of just under 24".
The TIE Fighter posable desk lamp is based on an Anglepoise lamp design. The starfighter encases a spotlight at the top, and extends into a triple-jointed metal arm and base that allow for focusing the light wherever you need it. The "Tie Lighter" is USB-powered. A new, officially licensed Star Wars release, the lamp would make a swell Star Wars gift and sendoff to any fanboys or fangirls you know going off to college this year.