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Mario Industrial Pipe Lamp

By: on April 05, 2013
Discontinued

The lamp is a 1" black iron pipe and its fixture is a vintage recycled glass insulator and the Mario hovering above the decorative green pipe is the light pull! Sweeeeet! Mama! I need to borrow 199 dollars. And 35 cents. No, I swear I'll pay you back this time. No I...Mom, I swear!

T Rowe Designs' Mario Bros. themed industrial pipe lamp sits on a green-painted wood base and comes with an 11' cord and 2, 6-watt candelabra bulbs. Lamps are made to order, and in lieu of the Mario figurine buyers can choose a dangling Luigi, Toad, or Yoshi. Lamp dimensions are 12-1/2" high x 12-1/4" wide x 5-1/2" deep. One thing that would make this Nintendo homage even better, T Rowe? Sound effects. Like when you pull Mario down into the green pipe you hear the...the...pipe sound. I can't formulate it into letters. I'm trying right now, I can hear it in my head--you can too, can't you?--but I'm having so much trouble making it into a spelling. Someone please help me. I'd ask my mom but she just lent me $199.35.

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