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Fake Window Light

By: on December 07, 2011
Fake Window Light

Natural sunlight is overrated, but slatted blinds and electroluminescent lighting are even more badass than their hype. Cash in on coolness, and brighten up your basement apartment or 10 x 15 cubicle with this simulated window. Scientific magic has already created synthetic diamonds, fur, and thyroid hormones that work just as well as the real things, so now, in a slick little 39.25 x 23.5 package, here comes the sun. Adjust brightness by opening and closing wood louvers with the attached plastic wand, and bask in your desired magnitude of brilliance without developing a melanoma.