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Dimmable LED String Lights

By: on October 17, 2015
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Let there be light! ... Ugh, no, that's too bright. Way too bright, Griswold. I'm still nursing a hangover from last night. Gimme the remote. Dim those down from Interrogation Room to Barry White on the Couch.

This string of decorative Starry Lights includes a multi-function controller dictating not only when they flick on and off to illuminate Great Pumpkins and giant Christmas trees, but also how strong they glow. Choose between 10 different brightness levels, plus flash, strobe, and fade modes. The 33' strand includes 100 individual LEDs and a 5' adapter cord.

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Thousands of decorative lights from the palm of my hand to the branches of my trees, or spans of my walls in minutes. Minutes. Without the hassle of knotted wires. Without the danger of ladders. Without the frustration...

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