Windmill Watermelon Slicer
Oh, Windmill Watermelon Slicer, not since the Chef'n Cob Corn Stripper has a kitchen tool made me so excited for summer's bounty. Ah, I remember the summer of 2016. I must have eaten a hundred bushels of corn. With the poop to prove it. Now I foresee 2019 being the Summer of Watermelon. With the...well. Better stock up on the Shittens.
Check out this little miracle of melon in action.
Yeah, I know. It's not even that hard to cut a watermelon. Way easier than a cantaloupe or pineapple. But most of the beauty of the Windmill Watermelon Slicer is its clever engineering - a long stainless steel tray and a slicing wheel - and the look of it during use. Like a kinetic conveyor belt toy.
If you're into perfect, even watermelon cubes for your fruit salads and arrangements, the Windmill Watermelon slicer has some practical benefits too. You can set your cube size at 0.5" to 1", and know that every one of them will be cut the same, and with ease and quickness (though I imagine, as with the Corn Stripper, some watermelons will slice easier than others based on size and ripeness.)
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