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Waffle & Cookie Bowl Maker

By: on December 13, 2014
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The best part about the Bella Waffle Bowl Maker--I mean aside from the fact that it's a glorious device from heaven that makes waffle bowls--is that it also makes...are you ready?...COOKIE BOWLS. Sometimes when I'm having a bag day and start to think the world is going to hell in a hand basket as my grandma always assured me it was, I stumble upon great treasures like this, tell my mama to get me one, and then gorge out on mint chocolate chip in a delectable waffle bowl and peanut butter crunch in a chocolate chip cookie bowl. And suddenly, all is right as rain and the Force is with me and I don't even care that having just eaten a gallon of dairy laced with half a pound of sugar is going to give me the bowels of an elephant on Ex-Lax for the next 3 days.

The Bella Waffle Bowl Maker presses out 2 waffle or cookie bowls at a time.

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