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Voodoo Cutting & Serving Board

By: on December 19, 2015
  • Voodoo Cutting & Serving Board
  • Voodoo Cutting & Serving Board
  • Voodoo Cutting & Serving Board
$50
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Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like charcuterie and voodoo. The OUCH! cutting and serving board is carved in the likeness of everyone's favorite stitched-up human likeness, and even includes the ominous knife in the back, this one a paring version.

The cutting board doubles as a presentation centerpiece for appetizers, especially those made from cured red meat and skewered with toothpicks for the full needle-and-blood effect. The OUCH! voodoo board is made of solid wood and measures 7-1/4" x 10-1/2".

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