The Fat Magnet
I know a lot of fat magnets. I bet you do too. Most of them look more like an ass in need of a run around the block than a reimagined dreidel though. But this Fat Magnet, the dreidel kind, is actually here to help the ass kind. After a stint in the freezer its metal cone sucks off fat floating on the surface of foods, such as stews, soups, gravies, and any item exiting the kitchen of Paula Deen. Summon it to instantly remove calories, cholesterol, and probably most of what makes food taste good, but if the choice is between being a fat magnet or using a Fat Magnet I would elect for other people to use the Fat Magnet.