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NEGG Boiled Egg Peeler

By: on August 24, 2017
$17.95
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So far my favorite part about the NEGG boiled egg peeler is 18 seconds into the demo video. That's when a patient-looking grandma hand gets frustrated with her old-fashioned egg-peeling efforts and squashes the whole mangled hard-boiled mess with her fist. It starts with a soothing voice over saying, "Sometimes it's a simple task gone wrong," followed by super loud, super awesome SPLAT! sound effect. The voice finishes, "that sparks the idea." [Scene.] Ha!

I'm not a daily downer of hard boiled eggs, but I agree that when I do eat them, they're almost always a giant pain in the egg to peel. I've heard there are tricks to it - drench them in an ice bath as soon as they're finished, add baking soda to the water before boiling, use old eggs - but if the NEGG works as Video Grandma advertises, I'd much, much rather put my cooked unfertilized chickie in a screw-top container with some water and shake, shakeshake, sha-shake it peeled.

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