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LEGO Kitchen Utensils

By: on May 04, 2014
$34.99
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This LEGO-esque utensil set makes me want to glue interlocking bricks to everything I own for easy wall storage on a baseplate. Belts, hats, game controllers, wallets, phone cases, underwear. I could wallpaper my entire room in royal blue sheets of LEGO and just smack-and-pull at my leisure. It would be instant and ever-changing room decor. S-M-R-T, I am so smart.....

But back to the LEGO kitchen utensils, which exist at present as more than just something on my mama's to-do list. The Cook and Stack set includes a ladle, spatula, and pasta drainer that store against a grey, wall-mounted baseplate. Easy to access, staggeringly fun to use. Parents might even be able to get their kids to perform some pancake-flipping labor if they arm them with a take on their favorite building bricks to do it.

Despite their hard plastic appearance, and the universal knowledge of what happens during close skin encounters with LEGO bricks, the utensil handles are made of soft nylon guaranteed not to make you squeal like a stuck pig while gripping them.

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LEGO Strip Club

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She's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out! She's a brick...uh...minifig. The lady's stacked with a plastic rack, gonna give The LEGO Group a heart attack. She's a brick.....

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Nimuno Loops LEGO Compatible Adhesive Tape

$11 - $50 from indiegogo »

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TRON LEGO Light Cycle

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If you can't afford the $55k price tag on the real TRON Light Cycle there's always this. And it's not a bad consolation prize. Are LEGOS the hippest toy around or what?...

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$14.95 - $19.95 from Food Kracker, Inc. »

The Food Kracker looks to be as gratifying in application as it is effective. Almost as good as when you buy a bag of ice that gets all hunked up together in the freezer, so when you want to use it you lift it really...

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Ka-Bar Tactical Spork

$7.72 from Amazon »

See, it's a fork-spoon combo up top with a...knife!...that pulls out from the handle. And--and!--it's black. Ka-Bar's Tactical Spork is a tactical tool for tactical eating if I've ever seen one. Imagine the stealth and...

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Breaking Bad Meth Lab

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Would LEGO ever produce and release a Breaking Bad Meth Lab? Probably not even if its CEO and Board of Directors were all required to inadvertently step on an errant brick once an hour, every hour of the day, every day...

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EverBlock Life-Size Building Blocks

$3.95 - $7.25 from EverBlock »

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$8.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

What you see before you are cheaters. At least cheaters in the Chork-o-Sphere. The Chork is a double-ended fork (flip!) and chopsticks combo. Use it tines-down and you're eating like a Westerner. Split the utensil in...

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Meat Shredding Claws

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Stirio - Automatic Pot Stirrer

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