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Holstein Housewares Empanada Maker

By: on March 02, 2016
$19.71 - $22.17
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The last electric empanada maker I showed you was from Nostalgia Electrics, but this one from Holstein Housewares is waaaay better in terms of: empanada size and shape (smaller, finger food-style with an authentic crinkle-pressed seal); reviews (4-1/2-star average); color choices (Orange! Green! White! Black!); and, most importantly, the fact that it is not sold out.

The countertop empanada griddle cooks up four, 2-bite south-of-the-border treats at a time. No deep frying or added oil necessary. The cooking plates have a non-stick coating for ease of empanada removal and cleaning.

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