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Cuisinart Air Fryer Toaster Oven

By: on November 20, 2017
$379.99
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I'm not showing you Cusinart's AirFryer Toaster Oven because it's one of Oprah's Favorite Things for 2017...or because I spent any time at all browsing Oprah's Favorite Things for 2017. I'm showing it to you because it can cook a 12" pizza and toast 6 Pop-Tarts at the same time! And with little to no oil, and little to no risk that I'm going to spill a vat of oil, or light my kitchen on fire with it, the AirFryer portion of the toaster oven can make me up some fish & chips. Fried chicken. Toasted ravioli, my St. Louis friends!

The 1800-watt Air Fryer Toaster Oven attempts mastery of 7 different functions within its 0.6-cubic-foot nonstick interior: air fry; convection bake, convection broil; standard bake; standard broil; warm; and toast. In air fry mode, it blasts ultra-hot air onto up to 3 pounds of meat, potatoes, or breaded Oreos to crisp them up without a ton of added grease, fat, and calories.

Cuisinart's countertop oven also has the capacity to roast a 4-pound chicken or bake a batch of cookies on its removable and adjustable oven rack and baking pan. The Air Fryer Toaster Oven also comes with an air fryer rack / basket and a 40-ounce olive oil spray bottle.

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