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Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks

By: on December 07, 2011
  • Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks
  • Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks
  • Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks
  • Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks
  • Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks
  • Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks
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After I kill a deer, skin it with my bare hands, and eat its still beating heart, the last thing I wanna do is touch the raw meat. That's why I use these aptly named Bear Paw Meat Handlers when I handle my meat. Gone are the days of picking pieces of decaying flesh from underneath your fingernails. And that dead, bloody smell that just never seems to leave you, no matter how hard you scrub? Goodbye. I guess these can be used for cooked meat too. Like a big fat tub of swine.

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Recycled Skateboard Butcher Knives

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Ladies, I dare anyone to try to rip you off or cut up your credit cards or even look at you in a way you do not find pleasing when you're carrying one of these babies. From the butcher's block to the sewing machine, nothing...