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Cable Knit Armchair Slipcover

By: on January 19, 2013
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Hmmm, ummm, just...hmmm. A cable knit slipcover, huh? I guess on the one hand it looks cozy, but on the other it looks...itchy. Also like if you sit on it for more than 5 minutes you're going to have that diamond and sine wave pattern branded onto your back and ass for the forseeable future. But I appreciate the immense skill and elbow grease that must have gone into knitting the armchair a sweater. Needle maestro Lynn Garrett makes all of her slipcovers to order, custom-fitting them to the chair buyers wish to yuppify and keep warm. The magnum opus of yarn is machine washable on a wool cycle. Listed cost is an estimate, with final pricing based on slipcover size and complexity.

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Elysium Weightless Chair

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Simba Blue Smart Beach Lounger

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The Simba Blue beach lounger is the smart, relaxing, ultra-lazy result of a partnership between the snoozers at Simba Sleep and the beach bums the Blue Marlin resort in Ibiza. Combining Simba's layers of responsive memory...

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Intex Ultra Daybed Inflatable Lounge

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I like it. Intex hasn't just made their daybed an indoor / outdoor lounger, they've made it a dry land / chillin' on the water piece of inflatable relaxation too. The big ol' disc can fit 2 comfortably and more than 2...

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MANET French Fry Easy Chair

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MANET says, "Sitting can be playful," which is all the reason I need to buy one of their order-o'-fries-looking Easy Chairs. To prove to my girlfriend that I'm not just lounging around on my ass, I'm being playful....

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Urchin Bean Bag Chair

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The Urchin Bean Bag Chair. Just in case your BDSM bordello is missing a touch of magic from the sea. Designed by Ursula Blackman Cruz, this leather-upholstered lounger is certainly a standout in home decor. Some might...

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The Cover Clamp - Cover-Hog Combatant

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The Balls Lounger

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