Complement those lazy, hazy, crazy...miserable, cold-ass days of winter with a Vigo tabletop fireplace. The piece's dual stainless steel burners run on Moda Flame ventless ethanol fuel, so no electricity, gas, chimney, or gel cans are needed. Glass panels on both sides provide a full 360 degrees of fire visibility.
Sure, I'd rather tonight be a Saturday in July, but hey, a little crappy weather, a little bottle of wine, a little Netflix, a little tabletop fireplace, and a little lady* is a pretty damn good way to make due with what I've got in the middle of February.
*Little Lady would like me to clarify that she's successful, independent, self-sufficient, and can beat me at arm wrestling.