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Star Wars on Earth Prints

By: on October 05, 2014

Stirring scenes from American history, meet stirring scenes from American sci-fi. This set of 4 Star Wars prints from Thirteenth Floor pits some of the Empire's worst villains against some of our own greatest war heroes. Each of the 11" x 17" explorations of an alternate reality...or what really happened during WWII...is printed on 100lb matte card stock, and can be purchased individually for $10 a pop, or as a set for $25. Star Wars on Earth selections include:

  • "3 on 3", featuring a trio of soldiers taking on AT-ATs.
  • "Charge!", US GI v. Galactic Stormtrooper.
  • "Dogfight", with TIE Fighters taking on (taking down?) a fighter jet.
  • "Invasion." Uh, sir, how's that Manhattan Project coming along? We've just been informed the giant, planet-like mass hovering above us is called a "Death Star." Also, have you ever heard of a superlaser?

If you like the Freaky Friday visual mashup aesthetic, check out these Patriots Being Badass prints too.

Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.

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