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Periodic Table of the Muppets

By: on June 22, 2013
  • Periodic Table of the Muppets
  • Periodic Table of the Muppets
  • Periodic Table of the Muppets
  • Periodic Table of the Muppets
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You're going to have to buy a print, T-shirt, hoodie, or tote bag of The Periodic Table of the Muppets if you want to see the details of this comprehensive compilation of Jim Henson's finest because the Internet is showing no love in providing me hi-res and close-up photos of the collection. I thought someone would have bought one of the posters and taken two dozen pictures of it and then turned them into a collage which they would have then uploaded toute de suite to Instagram and then Facebook and then Twitter and then Pinterest because apparently that's what people do in the year 2013, but in fact, nothing of this nature exists. Yet. I believe Society 6 just released their Muppets-as-chemical-elements artwork this week, though, so give it another 1.3 days.

Each Periodic Table of the Muppets square depicts a character, the character's primary Muppeteer, and the year and production in which the character debuted.

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