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Deadpool Christmas Tree Ornaments

By: on November 16, 2017
$30.19
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These Deadpool Christmas tree ornaments will look right at home dangling alongside the Bob Ross Funko Pop figure classing up my mantle. 'Tis the season for happy little trees and Deadpool 2 trailers.

Despite their listing calling them an "Official Licensed Star Wars Product," I'm pretty sure the set of 6 merry Deadpool balls are actually officially licensed by Marvel. Clearly, the US seller is a third party retailer, and the ornaments are in fact made for UK distribution, so they'll take a little longer to ship and travel to the branches of your Douglas fir if you order them.

Made from tin and sarcasm, each of the ornaments has a painted Deadpool headshot spewing Deadpool thoughts such as, "Am I seriously on a bauble?" "Merry Chimichanga!" and "I'm Deadpool!"

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Beardaments - Beard Ornaments

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If Santa approved of beard ornaments I think he would have invented Beardaments - or at least worn some - himself. Unless he's just leaving Beardaments to those they can really benefit. To all the lumberjacks and hipsters...

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Kobayashi Mug

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that...he's gone....

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Holy Marvel of Washington DC, Batman! They made a suit out of you! As teased in a preview a couple weeks ago, Fun.com is releasing a line of men's (funny / monkey?) business suits in tribute to your favorite superheroes...

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Life-Size Exorcist Regan Doll

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The only thing worse than a Monday is clicking on a link that brings you to a life-size replica doll of possessed Regan from The Exorcist. It just happened to me, and since misery loves company, here you go, dudes. I'm...

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$39.99 - $49.99 from Amazon »

Thousands of decorative lights from the palm of my hand to the branches of my trees, or spans of my walls in minutes. Minutes. Without the hassle of knotted wires. Without the danger of ladders. Without the frustration...

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Rogue From X-Men Costume

Discontinued

It's The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants' most famous defector in living, non-Anna-Paquin form! This milliskin Rogue jumpsuit is made to order in your choice of kotobukiya with green details, classic with black details, and...