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Bedtime Stories Duvet Cover

By: on February 02, 2012
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Calling all fairy tale and 62-point font enthusiasts: Envelop yourself in this Bedtime Stories duvet set, and combat sleepless nights and misplaced reading glasses with a classic tome from the Brothers Grimm. The multi-layered spread literally reads like a book, with each "page" folding back to progress the story, or achieve your desired level of comfort. The Sleeping Beauty covers two lightweight synthetic duvets, plus one polycotton king-sized duvet cover. How awesome will it to buy your girlfriend the set for Valentine's Day, tell her she's your Sleeping Beauty, and then cuddle up to read her the tale? Ha ha, trick question. It will be negative awesome. But, how awesome will it be to make her so doe-eyed from your thoughtfulness, and giddy from the gravelly timbre of your voice as the Prince, that you invariably get your happy ending as soon as she gets hers?

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She-Ra Helmet Ring

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Fiber Optics Bedspread

$485 from LumiGram »

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$8.88 from Amazon »

It's hard not to fall into daydreams of bondage and public groping when someone mentions Pokemon Go. Jason Miller, having lost one too many Ivysaurs and Wartortles to visions of dominating them with more than just his...

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Twister Bed Sheets

$64.90 - $79.90 from Twistex Bed Sheets »

A natural pairing given that naked is both the best way to sleep and the best way to play Twister. Aussie company Twistex Bed Sheets ships this set of Twister bedding worldwide in Double, Queen, and King sizes. Included...

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Makes Itself Bedding

$125 - $195 from SmartBedding »

While Smart Bedding can't claim to be another OHEA self-making bed, it can boast of its analogous ingenuity at a fraction of the cost and complexity of the full-on mechanized version. Using a simple duvet-top sheet snap...

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Good thing Shia La Beouf spent 25 hours in a New York City jail for acting like an asshat at a Broadway musical a couple years ago, or else the world may never have had Prison Ramen: Recipes and Stories from Behind Bars....

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