Animated Snake Wreath
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If I were a normal 16 year old 8 year old out trick or treating and I walked up to a door and this thing started moving, I might crap my drawers.... and I haven't done that since college. Checkout the video on the product page.
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Door Bull Door Barricade Security Device
The Door Bull adds an additional layer of security to your home, reinforcing locked doors at their frame, and creating a barricade much stronger than your lock and bolt alone. Installed on either side of an inward-opening...
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Han Solo in Carbonite Inflatable Costume
Find out exactly what it feels like to be carbon-frozen this Halloween with a Han Solo in Carbonite inflatable costume. Here's hoping the costume's 100% nylon construction will place you in the same type of non-lethal...
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Doorballs Door Knocker (NSFW)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tess. Tess who? Tess Tickle! Hangin' right between the legs of the Doorballs door knocker I used to start this joke!...
Sexy TRON Outfit
Wise shoppers know that when buying a gift, you should choose something for the recipient that you would never choose to buy for yourself. In that vein, this smokin' hot, 12-gauge clear plastic TRON corset lined with...
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Fear Mongering: The 10 Scariest Halloween Masks
The fear factor of these scary Halloween masks lies somewhere between disturbing and spine-chilling. Between nightmares for the night and nightmares for the month. Between Ugh, what is that? and CAN. NOT. UN. SEE. I'm...
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Life-Size Human Eyeball Ring
In looking through the listing for this life-size human eyeball ring on Amazon, the first thing I noticed is that it isn't the only life-size human eyeball you can buy on Amazon. I don't know why I was surprised...
Arkham Harley Quinn Costume
Cartoons and reality have met, merged, and are now calling out to your carn(iv)al sensibilities. Sinister, hard-edged, Brooklyn-tongued Harley Quinn makes the likes of animated wet dreams Jessica Rabbit and Holli Wood...
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Jurassic World Air-Blown Dinosaur Costumes
Forget Halloween, these Jurassic World air-blown dinosaur costumes are #1 on my summer shopping list. T-Rex for the Jurassic World 2 release. Triceratops for San Diego Comic-Con. Blue the Velociraptor to surprise my fiancee...
Rogue From X-Men Costume
It's The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants' most famous defector in living, non-Anna-Paquin form! This milliskin Rogue jumpsuit is made to order in your choice of kotobukiya with green details, classic with black details, and...
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The Darth Knight
You love Batman, but you're a loyal Star Wars fanboy. Halloween is coming up and you have a difficult decision to make. Can you betray Darth Vader for your new crush on the Dark Knight? Good news. You won't have to. Mash...
Alien Mind Control Mask
Oh what I would give to wear this Alien Mind Control mask to work. I'd just ride the lobby elevator up and down all day long, standing there ominously to greet, and soil the pants of, everyone who gets on. I'm almost...
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Dragon Door Knocker
An original design forged by blacksmith Claude Nazair of Naz Forge, this dragon door knocker is a formidable piece of iron. The dragon stands between 18" and 20" tall from (somewhat adorable) head to curlicued devil's...