Cleaning

Walk The Plank Mouse Trap

$14.27 from Amazon »

Heh, this Walk the Plank Mouse Trap looks like something out of the game Mouse Trap I used to play when I was a kid. Works about the same too: clip the trap over a 5-gallon bucket, and set up ramp. Your choice on ramp...

Coway Mighty Air Purifier

$199.99 from Amazon »

The iPod Shuffle returns, reincarnated as a purifier of air pollutants and odors! I don't know if Coway designed their Mighty Air Purifier in the image of the tiny Apple sound box on purpose, but the resemblance is hard...

iRoller Reusable Liquid-Free Touchscreen Cleaner

$17.99 - $19.77 from Amazon »

I wonder if there's an iRoller that will clean the forest fire ash and debris off my lungs as well as this one gets it off my touchscreens. Yep, added bonus: in addition to fingerprints, dust, and smudges, the reusable...

Drillbrush Power Scrubber Cleaning Kit

$13.86 - $18.55 from Amazon »

Like your drill enough to use it to power scrub your toilet and shower tile? The Drillbrush cleaning kit includes a trio of brushes you might recognize from under the sink and next to the john, but instead of plastic...

SockDock - Washable/Dryable Sock Organizer

$16 from Amazon »

Now that I've got my socks locked and loaded into the SockDock, sock-eating washers and dryers can eat my shorts! The SockDock sock organizer stores pairs of socks together between its row of adjustable sliders. Each...

Darth Vader Samsung POWERbot Vacuum

$666.06 from Amazon »

Though I'd describe Darth Vader's breathing as labored at best, Samsung swears their Star Wars limited edition Vader POWERbot vacuum has 20 times more suction power than earlier Samsung robotic models. I guess it runs...

My Critter Catcher - Spider & Insect Catcher

$19.99 - $24.95 from Amazon »

My Critter Catcher, like the BugZooka Bug Catcher, helps those who don't want to share their personal space with spiders and other creepy crawlies do 2 things: 1) catch the offending insect from approximately 4' away...

WHOOSH! Screen Cleaner

$9.99 - $16.50 from Amazon »

WHOOSH! sounds more like a name for the kind of screen cleaner that ejects a sudden gust of air to rid devices of dust and debris. Like the Air Blaster. But here I guess the WHOOSH! signifies the totality and sweeping...

effie Automated Ironing Machine

If you get a little Eff. That. S. over the chore of ironing and steaming out your wrinkled clothes, and Eff. That. S. Squared. about your drying cleaning bills, come 2018, you'll be able to effie. That. S. Squared, cubed...

OXO Good Grips Electronics Cleaning Brush

$4.95 from Amazon »

Help me, help me, it's the 2-Headed Monster! That's what dirt and dust will be saying when they see the OXO Good Grips Electronics Cleaning Brush coming for them. This double-sided cleaning tool tidies up phones, computers...

Electrostatic-Generating Silicone Broom

$29.99 from Amazon »

Give it up for silicone injection technology! The ElectroSilk Electrostatic-Generating Silicone Broom applies everyone's favorite implant and athletic wedding ring compound into everyone's least favorite household cleaning...

Dyson Pure Hot+Cool Link Air Purifier

$502.54 - $584 from Amazon »

Sure, the Dyson Pure Hot+Cool Link Air Purifier has the Dyson name going for it. The air de-polluter and fan also has both Warm Me and Blow Me settings, so you can use it all year 'round to help achieve an optimal level...

HEX On Demand+ Spray & Go Gear Cleaner

$9.99 from Amazon »

HEX knows the best part of working out is when you can't go right home and throw your sweaty stuff in the laundry or STINKBoss after, so you wad it up in a plastic bag and leave it to roast in your car for the next 8...

The Stuff Stopper Under-Fridge Bumper

$12.99 - $24.99 from The Stuff Stopper »

The Stuff Stopper stops dropped fish eyes, spilt civet poop coffee beans, and that edible dehydrated zebra tarantula that wasn't quite fully dehydrated from scurrying into the abyss beneath your fridge. Install the extendable...

Bambooee Reusable & Washable Paper Towels

$11.58 from Amazon »

Let me clarify: Bambooees are not at all paper towels, they're bamboo towels. I just named them "Reusable & Washable Paper Towels" because that's how they act. Absorbing crap, cleaning crap, dusting crap, shining crap...

Freshcloz Garment Deodorizer

$79.98 from Amazon »

The Freshcloz Garment Deodorizer is a hanging home dry cleaning kit. Well, partial dry cleaning kit. The ozone-spewing system removes odors and freshens up clothes and other textiles (or even shoes) that might reek of...

Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Gift Set

$17.95 from Amazon »

Poo-Pourri, the spritz-before-you-shitz toilet spray, has put together several stench-fighting 2-packs ripe for the giving spirit of the holiday season. Since most of us around here are both dudes and fans of Punderdome...

BAAM! Drain Blaster Cleaner

$21.32 from Amazon »

No, this is not the kind of BAAM! that spices up your sink drain or toilet bowl. On the contrary, it's the kind of BAAM! you call in when you've already spiced up your sink drain or toilet bowl and need help, uh, unspicing...

LINE-X Virtually Indestructible Coating

LINE-X protective coating supports a habit--no, not a habit, that suggests it's a bad thing. LINE-X protective coating supports a grand tradition I've established of extolling the bludgeoning, impaling, pulverizing, and...

Dyson Cinetic Big Ball Self-Righting Vacuum

$544 from Amazon »

Dyson has always been known for sucking hard and long. And their new Cinetic Big Ball vacuum contains 36 Dyson Cinetic tips that separate the microscopic dust they say clogs other vacuums, and upholds the company's never-lose-suction...

FoldiMate Robotic Laundry Folder

$700 - $850 from FoldiMate »

Really? Really?! Am I so lazy that I'm willing to spend $800 on a machine that will fold my laundry? Pssshhh! I don't think so...

Collar Perfect Travel Iron

$34.95 from Amazon »

I had to fly to Austin at 5 in the morning today and I saw a guy in the airport using this thing and I wondered why the Hugo Boss some dude was stapling his collar at the table I wanted to eat my bagel at. And he was...

Sploofy Personal Smoke Filter

Sold Out from Amazon »

Despite its cartoonish name and whimsical look, Sploofy is no fun-loving household appliance. This cleaning overlord is here to suck and lock your smoke and its odors inside an inescapable dungeon of HEPA air filters...

Organic Wool Dryer Balls

$29.99 from Amazon »

These Wool Dryer Balls asked me if I want to live a health-conscious and eco-friendly life and I was like, "Ummm..." And then they said I should replace the chemical-laden dryer sheets I'm currently using with one of...