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Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser & Holder

By: on June 07, 2016
$8.99
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It's not that I'm lazy (well, I am, but that's not why I want an automatic toothpaste dispenser) it's that no matter how diligent I am my toothpaste always devolves into a lumpy tube of wasted product with nasty, gummy, half-dried chunks of Crest coating the cap and nozzle. Though cheap both in price and plastic composition, this dispenser says it will squeeze out every last goo of paste without the accompanying mess.

Just about any screw-top tube should fit inside the dispenser, which has internal threads to secure it in place, and a silicone seal to prevent oozing. The dispenser also has an elongated front opening so when you move to paste up your brush, you'll be able to see the dispensing spout and judge where to hold the bristles and how hard to press the brush head against the release lever.

If you want to free up more space on your bathroom counter or in the medicine cabinet, the automatic toothpaste dispenser also comes with a 5-slotted toothbrush holder. Both mount to the wall with included tape.

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