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Water To Wine Jesus Drink Markers

By: on November 13, 2016
Water To Wine Jesus Drink Markers
$12.99
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It's hard to look at these drink glass markers and not keeping coming back to some variation on the idea of hangin' with Jesus at your next party. But that sort of comment is in very poor taste, and if I'm anything I'm a pillar of decorum and class, so I'll take a different approach: if Jesus can watch over you and yours and all his little children in the world, who better across the heavens and earth to keep an eye on your glass of Syrah or Jack & Coke?

The Water to Wine Jesus drink markers add a touch of holy parody to any holiday celebration. Jesuses included identify themselves as Chris T., J.C., J-Dawg, and, of course, Kanye.