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Bartesian Capsule Cocktail Machine

$299 from Bartesian »

Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis. Morning coffee from pods and K-cups? How about morning Sex on the Beach...and happy hour Margaritas...and night cap Martinis from the same tiny capsules? With an automated...

Skybar Wine Chill Drops

$19.19 from Amazon »

I'm not that into wine, but my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is. And since these Wine Chill Drops look kind of like tobacco pipes, I think I could use them to regale her with my Albert Einstein and Frosty the...

Rabbit Chrome Chilling Stones

$17.99 from Amazon »

Hmmm. These aren't the Rabbits I've heard of. The Rabbits I've heard of do not insert into glasses, and in fact deal in the complete opposite of making things cold. I guess Rabbits are multi-faceted....

Port Sippers Wine Glasses

$32 from Amazon »

They say these glasses are for sipping port, but I say port, merlot, Scotch, Kool-Aid, whatever. I mean, they look like a cross between a hookah and a Tanooki suit, so why waste their Awesome value using them only when...

Lime Bomber

$14.56 from Amazon »

Whether you're averse to germs, juice squirts in the eye and beer sprays on the shirt, or just putting forth a modicum more of effort than is necessary, the Lime Bomber will free your fingers of the habitual summertime...

Ice Core Beer Pitcher

Sold Out from Amazon »

An Ice. Cold. Pitcher of Beer. That you don't have to chug to keep ice cold for more than a few minutes. KegWorks has designed their group-size suds container to maintain your 60 ounces of brew ideally icy for hours....

Queensland Ironbark Drink Coasters

Grab your Foster's, Australian for "beer", and set it down on one of these branches of Queensland Ironbark, Australian for "coaster". The set of 6 drink platforms is handcrafted from the swirling colors and rich textures...

Shark Cocktail Shaker

$79 from Pottery Barn »

You better have giant hands, a solid grip, and no fear to mix up a margarita in this savage of the sea. Not only is the Shark Cocktail Shaker fashioned in the whole-body likeness of a behemoth great white, but it also...

The Beer Peen Hammer

Now you can use your peen to open your beer. I mean, if you couldn't already. Good Beer Hunting has smithed its Beer Peen Hammer in the likeness of an antique ball peen hammer they picked up at an estate sale. Each of...

Whiskey Bullets

$44.99 from Sip Dark »

Settle down and chill your bullets* with some Bulleit, and settle down and chill your Bulleit with some bullets. Sip Dark, purveyor of fine beverage chilling stones and sipping gear, has created the Original Whiskey Bullet....

Roo Balls Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Openers

$26.99 - $29.99 from Roo Balls! »

Want to be a true baller? Then grab that Triple IPA and crack it open with the scrotum of a Red Kangaroo. Or an Eastern Grey. Roo Balls turns (humanely and legally acquired*) castrated kangaroo bits into beer and wine...

Champagne Sabre

$149.95 from Amazon »

Sure, any jackass can sabre open a bottle of Champagne with a kitchen knife. But if I'm going to try that, I may as well just lay my fingers on the sidewalk and chop them off. Save bloodying up my mama's kitchen and wasting...

Silhouette Sense-Enhancing Wine Glass

$49.95 from Amazon »

Though the Silhouette wine glass appears to be designed to make the wine drinking process less difficult and embarrassing for people with inordinately large noses, its true benefits extend to proboscises of all sizes....

Bar10der Cocktail Multi-Tool

$34.95 from Amazon »

Arm yourself for survival in the open bar. With a name as clever as its purpose, the Bar10der is a cocktail-slinging multi-tool for everyone from mixologists to party hosts who don't want to buy and keep track of 10 different...

BrewTender Beer & Beverage Dispenser

$67.10 from Amazon »

Cold as ice...and watered down as George Carlin doing standup at Sunday Mass. Not the best combination when you're serving and drinking beverages. The BrewTender is an 80-ounce drink dispenser sized for the tabletop and...

Snapshotr Dual-Chamber Shot Glass

$12 - $15 from Snapshotr »

In a day and age when progress and the advancement of humankind are tantamount, we can't expect to just keep doing the same old keg stands and beer bongs. We have to evolve. And the Snapshotr, like the Vaportini, is one...

Vinotini Flip Glass

$14.99 from Uncommon Goods »

Alternating between martinis and wine all night sounds like a terrific way to avoid a hangover. Kind of like the rhythm method of birth control. So I guess Vinotini glassware is here to facilitate the efforts of people...

Magnetic Pint & Shot Glass Set

$29.99 from Brookstone »

A shot in the eye. A shot in the nose. A shot in the tooth. This is precisely why I don't do Irish Car Bombs...when I'm still sober...anymore. Or why I used to not. Drop Shots though, Drop Shots are about to make a giant...

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German Light Bulb Voltage Tester Bar

Here's a bar cart inspired by a 1920s light bulb voltage tester salvaged from a German factory. Because, why not? Steampunk is in. Light bulbs are a strangely hot topic these days. Giant, 265-pound iron orbs are always...

Hammerhead Shark Dual Bottle Opener

$15 from Amazon »

This is the most kind-hearted shark there is. Before he attacks and eats you, he's going to get you drunk. Beer or wine, my friend?...

HopBox Home-Brew Kit

$139 - $269 from Hopbox »

Fresh pine, fresh beer, fresh out of bed. HopBox home-brew kits say it's not just a dream. Their chem lab-looking assemblies, each with a base built from rustic pine, serve to brew between 1 and 3 gallons of small batch...

Bottle Opener Beer Glass

$12.99 from Uncommon Goods »

Ahhh, the marriage of bottle opener and beer glass. We have reached the pinnacle of efficiency and consolidation. Nothing left to do now but go home. And pop the top off a cold one....

Craft Beer Glass Tasting Kit

$39.90 from Amazon »

Maybe with Spiegelau's craft beer glass tasting kit downing 4 beers at 11 a.m. won't make me a drunk so much as it will make me a tasting experiment participant. At least the first few times someone walks into the break...

Lemon & Lime Slicer

$9.51 from Amazon »

A manual contraption for slicing lemons and limes into perfect wedges that isn't my two hands may not be a groundbreaking addition to the world, but as a bar tool I'd pretty sure I'd use it at least as much as my shaker...

Wine Bottle Thermometer

$5.99 from Amazon »

I drink all my wine on the rocks, so I don't really need a wine bottle thermometer, but if you're into the whole tradition and preservation and quality thing, maybe you'd like to slip this thermal readout cuff onto your...

Bottle Cap Bar Stools

$90.61 - $98.88 from Amazon »

When the tops come off, the fun begins! That's what they say about these bottle cap bar stools, but I don't see much about the statement that has anything to do with bottle cap bar stools. Obviously I like it as it relates...

Rabbit Electric Cocktail Shaker

$16.37 from Amazon »

I imagine this Rabbit electrical cocktail shaker contains the same motor as the Rabbit electric ladies' vibrator, which must mean it is strong, powerful, and effective, yet gentle and sensitive to the needs of its user....

Shot Glass Crawler

$26 from Shapeways »

A bird in the hand is worth...nowhere near as much to me as a shot of Fireball in the hand. Birds are dirty and carry avian flu and salmonella. Even some of the cooked ones. Ahem, chicken. But hands. Hands are the poster...

Vinotemp Shot Chiller

Sold Out from Amazon »

I used to be secretly jealous of those incubators that pop out icy cold shots of Jagermeister. Then they all got replaced by incubators that pop out icy cold shots of Fireball. So now I'm jealous of Fireball chillers....

Dual Beer Glass

$35 from Etsy »

At first I thought the Dual Beer Glass was intended for sampling two different types of beers at once, and I was like, How the dickens am I supposed to keep one from spilling all over my crotch when I'm drinking the other?...

Pretentious Beer Glasses

$171 from Etsy »

A set of 5 beer glasses, each of which has been crafted explicitly to cater to the nuances of a particular style of beer, is kind of pretentious and off-putting, right? But what if the set also came with a sense of self-awareness...

Molecular Mixology Kit

$29 from Amazon »

The Molecular Mixology Kit introduces the geekiest, eggheadiest, most anal (well, except for those vodka-soaked suppositories...) means of getting drunk yet: by way of deconstructive food science. Geez, can someone just...

Shtox Ever-Spinning Glass

$61.97 from Grand Illusions »

The German-made Shtox glass, a Red Dot Design Award winner with a bottom primed for rotational movement, has the patented capability of spinning into infinity at the flick of a wrist. Just like Euler's Disk. Also like...

Sasquatch Cocktail Shaker

$49.95 from Home Wet Bar »

How do you feel about Home Wet Bar's decision to incorporate attributes of a mythic beast of the forests into one of their cocktail shakers? Right. The same as you'd feel about getting a full-body rubdown from Angelina...

Pucs Stainless Steel Ice Cubes

$19 - $39 from Onehundred »

I have my doubts that Pucs wouldn't bludgeon me in the teeth every time I took a drink from a glass containing them, but otherwise they seem pretty terrific. The stainless steel beverage coolers renounce the term "ice...

STACT Modular Wine Wall

$129.99 - $149.99 from STACT »

Any wall-mounted apparatus that holds the juice of the gods and resembles the Pachinko game from The Price Is Right earns high marks on my scrutinizing scorecard of things I encounter in life. Fabricated from aircraft-grade...

Bartendro Cocktail Making Robot

$2,499.99 - $3,699.99 from Party Robotics »

Robots do it better. The "it" this time: cocktails. Bartendro, a modular, open-source cocktail dispensing robot, makes a bevy of mixed drinks reliably and consistently in about 10 seconds a pop. Setups come with either...

Cap Zappa - Bottle Opener & Cap Launcher

$6.99 from Amazon »

An Exploration of Cap Zappa Onomatopoeia. Pop! Click. Whoosh! Clink! Ahhh. ...

Skull Ice Cube Mold

$12 from Gama Go »

Not just an ice skull, but an ice skull with geometric lines and bends that make it look like some sort of diamond or crystal Indiana Jones-style ice skull. Astonishing what they can do with plastic molds these days....

Tequila Buffet

$150 from Etsy »

F resolutions to be healthy, I'm kicking off 2013 with some tequila! A full buffet of tequila to be exact. Woodworker Robert Lock has handcrafted a display platter from beams of wormy chestnut salvaged from barns throughout...

Portal 2 Warning Sign Coasters

$27.99 from Amazon »

Aperture Science issues the following warning: Leave a Jack & Coke ring on the wife's/girlfriend's/mom's/anal retentive UFC fighter's European Oak table, and your ass is grass. They'll know instantly, too, because it's...

TARDIS Flask

Discontinued

So...are you sick of the TARDIS yet? I'll grant that it's starting to run its interdimensional course with me, and a few Time Lords have sent word that its 15 minutes are ticking. But the difference between this kitschy...

Wine Barrel Bottle Tower

$65 from Etsy »

From barrel to bottle...and back to barrel again. Jonathan January's Reclaimed Barrel Wine Towers even make bottles of Two Buck Chuck look hip and spiffy and like a product that came from actual grapes! The hovering oeno-presentation...

Corkcicle Wine Chiller

$14.95 from Amazon »

Corkcicle. Not only are this tchotchke's name and aesthetics cute 'n' clever, the item actually serves a utilitarian purpose. Keep white wines chilled, or bring red wines people who don't give a Corkcicle about wine have...

Das Horn Drinking Chalice

$23.50 from Amazon »

Boy do I miss the days of my youth. The days of emerging victorious from head-butting battles with rhinoceroses, claiming their horns as trophies, and, after gnawing out the marrow inside, filling them with a thick black...

Glass Skull Ice Bucket

$28.99 from Amazon »

54 ounces of skull-shaped Brainfreeze coming your way. The skull ice bucket is made of thick-cut clear glass primed and insulated for holidays with the family, bad office parties, social gatherings populated by more than...

Ice Jacket Bottle Chiller

$34.99 from Brookstone »

It's all about the presentation. A few ice cubes in the glass accomplishes pretty much the same goal of making liquor cold as the Ice Jacket Bottle Chiller, but the latter just looks so freaking cool ensconcing boozy...

Big Lebowski Bowling Bag Bar

Sold Out from Etsy »

The Dude abides. And The Dude imbibes. To fans of The Big Lebowski, fans of White Russians, fans of bowling, and fans of portable bars, Etsy vendor Vanessa Nystrom presents The White Russian Bag, a functional homage to...