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Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Now you can use your peen to open your beer. I mean, if you couldn't already. Good Beer Hunting has smithed its Beer Peen Hammer in the likeness of an antique ball peen hammer they picked up at an estate sale. Each of the...

Thursday, January 29, 2015
$44.99 from Sip Dark »

Settle down and chill your bullets* with some Bulleit, and settle down and chill your Bulleit with some bullets. Sip Dark, purveyor of fine beverage chilling stones and sipping gear, has created the Original Whiskey Bullet....

Saturday, January 24, 2015
$26.99 - $29.99 from Roo Balls! »

Want to be a true baller? Then grab that Triple IPA and crack it open with the scrotum of a Red Kangaroo. Or an Eastern Grey. Roo Balls turns (humanely and legally acquired*) castrated kangaroo bits into beer and wine bottle openers....

Friday, September 27, 2013
$35 from Etsy »

At first I thought the Dual Beer Glass was intended for sampling two different types of beers at once, and I was like, How the dickens am I supposed to keep one from spilling all over my crotch when I'm drinking the other?...

Monday, December 29, 2014
$149.95 from Amazon »

Sure, any jackass can sabre open a bottle of Champagne with a kitchen knife. But if I'm going to try that, I may as well just lay my fingers on the sidewalk and chop them off. Save bloodying up my mama's kitchen and wasting...

Tuesday, July 9, 2013
$61.97 from Grand Illusions »

The German-made Shtox glass, a Red Dot Design Award winner with a bottom primed for rotational movement, has the patented capability of spinning into infinity at the flick of a wrist. Just like Euler's Disk. Also like Euler's Disk, using the word "infinity" to describe Shtox's twirl time is a hyperbolic turn of phrase. Sadly, it will eventually stop spinning. Probably in your lifetime. Maybe even...

Saturday, August 11, 2012
$159 from The Lab Store »

How about a nice big glass of double, double toil and trouble? It's light, it's sippable, and it's bursting--or at least lolling lazily--with flavor. The Lab Store, molecular gastronomists with a penchant for the gaseous state...

Monday, October 20, 2014
$29.99 from Brookstone »

A shot in the eye. A shot in the nose. A shot in the tooth. This is precisely why I don't do Irish Car Bombs...when I'm still sober...anymore. Or why I used to not. Drop Shots though, Drop Shots are about to make a giant...

Friday, September 5, 2014

Here's a bar cart inspired by a 1920s light bulb voltage tester salvaged from a German factory. Because, why not? Steampunk is in. Light bulbs are a strangely hot topic these days. Giant, 265-pound iron orbs are always popular....

Saturday, November 8, 2014
$12 - $15 from Snapshotr »

In a day and age when progress and the advancement of humankind are tantamount, we can't expect to just keep doing the same old keg stands and beer bongs. We have to evolve. And the Snapshotr, like the Vaportini, is one attempt...

Saturday, November 22, 2014
$67.10 from Amazon »

Cold as ice...and watered down as George Carlin doing standup at Sunday Mass. Not the best combination when you're serving and drinking beverages. The BrewTender is an 80-ounce drink dispenser sized for the tabletop and fitted...

Tuesday, November 4, 2014
$14.99 from Uncommon Goods »

Alternating between martinis and wine all night sounds like a terrific way to avoid a hangover. Kind of like the rhythm method of birth control. So I guess Vinotini glassware is here to facilitate the efforts of people prone...

Saturday, November 29, 2014
$39.99 from Amazon »

Arm yourself for survival in the open bar. With a name as clever as its purpose, the Bar10der is a cocktail-slinging multi-tool for everyone from mixologists to party hosts who don't want to buy and keep track of 10 different...

Wednesday, December 3, 2014
$29.95 from Amazon »

Though the Silhouette wine glass appears to be designed to make the wine drinking process less difficult and embarrassing for people with inordinately large noses, its true benefits extend to proboscises of all sizes. The...

Monday, January 28, 2013
$10.99 from Spinning Hat »

An Exploration of Cap Zappa Onomatopoeia. Pop! Click. Whoosh! Clink! Ahhh. ...

Thursday, June 12, 2014
$139 - $269 from Hopbox »

Fresh pine, fresh beer, fresh out of bed. HopBox home-brew kits say it's not just a dream. Their chem lab-looking assemblies, each with a base built from rustic pine, serve to brew between 1 and 3 gallons of small batch beer...

Thursday, September 15, 2011
$29.95 from Bierstick »

So long beer bong. Pump up to 24 ounces of cold, tasty, inhibition stealing beer down your gullet in less than two seconds with the Bierstick. It's like a 2x multiplier for having fun. You're gonna have fun anyway... why not...

Wednesday, July 2, 2014
$15 from Amazon »

This is the most kind-hearted shark there is. Before he attacks and eats you, he's going to get you drunk. Beer or wine, my friend?...

Saturday, September 14, 2013
$171 from Etsy »

A set of 5 beer glasses, each of which has been crafted explicitly to cater to the nuances of a particular style of beer, is kind of pretentious and off-putting, right? But what if the set also came with a sense of self-awareness...

Thursday, November 21, 2013
$26 from Shapeways »

A bird in the hand is worth...nowhere near as much to me as a shot of Fireball in the hand. Birds are dirty and carry avian flu and salmonella. Even some of the cooked ones. Ahem, chicken. But hands. Hands are the poster child...

Wednesday, March 13, 2013
$2,499.99 - $3,699.99 from Party Robotics »

Robots do it better. The "it" this time: cocktails. Bartendro, a modular, open-source cocktail dispensing robot, makes a bevy of mixed drinks reliably and consistently in about 10 seconds a pop. Setups come with either 3...

Wednesday, June 4, 2014
$12.99 from Uncommon Goods »

Ahhh, the marriage of bottle opener and beer glass. We have reached the pinnacle of efficiency and consolidation. Nothing left to do now but go home. And pop the top off a cold one....

Monday, January 21, 2013
$12 from Gama Go »

Not just an ice skull, but an ice skull with geometric lines and bends that make it look like some sort of diamond or crystal Indiana Jones-style ice skull. Astonishing what they can do with plastic molds these days. Just...

Thursday, November 7, 2013
Sold Out from Amazon »

I used to be secretly jealous of those incubators that pop out icy cold shots of Jagermeister. Then they all got replaced by incubators that pop out icy cold shots of Fireball. So now I'm jealous of Fireball chillers. At least...

Friday, November 16, 2012
$24.95 from Amazon »

Boy do I miss the days of my youth. The days of emerging victorious from head-butting battles with rhinoceroses, claiming their horns as trophies, and, after gnawing out the marrow inside, filling them with a thick black stout...

Wednesday, May 28, 2014
$39.90 from Amazon »

Maybe with Spiegelau's craft beer glass tasting kit downing 4 beers at 11 a.m. won't make me a drunk so much as it will make me a tasting experiment participant. At least the first few times someone walks into the break room...

Thursday, May 22, 2014
$9.34 from Amazon »

A manual contraption for slicing lemons and limes into perfect wedges that isn't my two hands may not be a groundbreaking addition to the world, but as a bar tool I'd pretty sure I'd use it at least as much as my shaker, and...

Monday, April 7, 2014
$5.99 from Amazon »

I drink all my wine on the rocks, so I don't really need a wine bottle thermometer, but if you're into the whole tradition and preservation and quality thing, maybe you'd like to slip this thermal readout cuff onto your favorite...

Wednesday, February 5, 2014
$90.61 - $98.88 from Amazon »

When the tops come off, the fun begins! That's what they say about these bottle cap bar stools, but I don't see much about the statement that has anything to do with bottle cap bar stools. Obviously I like it as it relates...

Saturday, April 28, 2012
$4.99 from 55 Hi's »

Greeting cards tend to end up in the trash anyway, so it's about time someone figured out how to send them off properly: in a blaze of tequila. The Shot Glass Birthday Card arrives replete with instructions for origami abracadabra-ing...

Friday, April 26, 2013
$19 - $39 from Onehundred »

I have my doubts that Pucs wouldn't bludgeon me in the teeth every time I took a drink from a glass containing them, but otherwise they seem pretty terrific. The stainless steel beverage coolers renounce the term "ice cubes"...

Friday, July 12, 2013
$28.95 from Amazon »

The Molecular Mixology Kit introduces the geekiest, eggheadiest, most anal (well, except for those vodka-soaked suppositories...) means of getting drunk yet: by way of deconstructive food science. Geez, can someone just pass...

Tuesday, April 2, 2013
$129.99 - $149.99 from STACT »

Any wall-mounted apparatus that holds the juice of the gods and resembles the Pachinko game from The Price Is Right earns high marks on my scrutinizing scorecard of things I encounter in life. Fabricated from aircraft-grade...

Thursday, December 22, 2011
$39.95 from Amazon »

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark." And you'll be doing just fine too with these replica glass moose...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011
$3 from ThinkGeek »

This is like a 1950s breathalizer. It has measurements along the side of the glass for every kind of booze imaginable so you can measure just how drunk you're getting. They should also sell and egg timer along with this for...

Tuesday, December 20, 2011
$29.95 from Amazon »

I have to admit, I don't watch Dexter. But, I know he's a serial killer by day and a funeral home director by night. Wait... maybe I have that reversed and confused. It's Michael Anthony Hall at least right? Wait... Uh, maybe...

Wednesday, August 24, 2011
$19.95 from Amazon »

These make jello shots a lot simpler I guess. Slam the shot, eat the glass. In Australia, their version of lick it, suck it, slam it instead goes... squirt it, slam it, snort it. First, you squirt lemon juice in your eye...

Thursday, January 3, 2013
$19.95 from Amazon »

Aperture Science issues the following warning: Leave a Jack & Coke ring on the wife's/girlfriend's/mom's/anal retentive UFC fighter's European Oak table, and your ass is grass. They'll know instantly, too, because it's a hypercolor...

Friday, January 4, 2013
$150 from Etsy »

F resolutions to be healthy, I'm kicking off 2013 with some tequila! A full buffet of tequila to be exact. Woodworker Robert Lock has handcrafted a display platter from beams of wormy chestnut salvaged from barns throughout...

Friday, November 23, 2012
$13.75 from Amazon »

Corkcicle. Not only are this tchotchke's name and aesthetics cute 'n' clever, the item actually serves a utilitarian purpose. Keep white wines chilled, or bring red wines people who don't give a Corkcicle about wine have stored...

Friday, August 31, 2012
Sold Out from Etsy »

The Dude abides. And The Dude imbibes. To fans of The Big Lebowski, fans of White Russians, fans of bowling, and fans of portable bars, Etsy vendor Vanessa Nystrom presents The White Russian Bag, a functional homage to one...

Thursday, November 28, 2013
$16.60 from Amazon »

I imagine this Rabbit electrical cocktail shaker contains the same motor as the Rabbit electric ladies' vibrator, which must mean it is strong, powerful, and effective, yet gentle and sensitive to the needs of its user. A...

Tuesday, August 21, 2012
$3,241 from Etienne Meneau »

Drunk on love. A "hearty" Cabernet. Forget wine cellars, how about wine chambers (four of them to be exact)? Etienne Meneau's blown glass series of decanters, entitled "The Strange Carafes", culminates in this borderline macabre...

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Bottle opener? Sure, every man needs one. Bottle resealer though? For my 4.2% Bud Light? What kind of man doesn't finish his bottle of beer?...

Monday, November 26, 2012
$65 from Etsy »

From barrel to bottle...and back to barrel again. Jonathan January's Reclaimed Barrel Wine Towers even make bottles of Two Buck Chuck look hip and spiffy and like a product that came from actual grapes! The hovering oeno-presentation...

Thursday, December 20, 2012

So...are you sick of the TARDIS yet? I'll grant that it's starting to run its interdimensional course with me, and a few Time Lords have sent word that its 15 minutes are ticking. But the difference between this kitschy, growing-tiresome...

Tuesday, September 11, 2012
$34.99 from Brookstone »

It's all about the presentation. A few ice cubes in the glass accomplishes pretty much the same goal of making liquor cold as the Ice Jacket Bottle Chiller, but the latter just looks so freaking cool ensconcing boozy vessels...

Sunday, October 28, 2012
$22 from Amazon »

54 ounces of skull-shaped Brainfreeze coming your way. The skull ice bucket is made of thick-cut clear glass primed and insulated for holidays with the family, bad office parties, social gatherings populated by more than one...

Thursday, December 15, 2011
$17.17 from Amazon »

You're probably not going to fool your poli sci professor or law enforcement officers with this gimmick, but the Rx label will help authenticate your use of the term "medicine" as a synonym for "whiskey" when responding to...

Saturday, July 21, 2012
$9.99 from Zevro »

Layers and layers of rich, silky, buttery...duck farts. The Layered Liquor Gravity Release Jigger measures, presses, and releases in perfect amoebic form boozy components of favorite layered shots and cocktails. The jigger's...

Saturday, July 7, 2012
$15.64 from Amazon »

People who know humor know there ain't no humor like optometry humor, so we Googled high and low for the gut-clutching piece of ocular awesomeness that is the Eye Chart Cocktail Shaker. OK, what really happened is greatly...

Friday, December 2, 2011
$21 from Design Boom »

That special forklift operator in your life is gonna flip when he unwraps this set of 5 weather-beaten pallet coasters! They're an exact Mini Me to the standard industrial euro pallet, replete with quality stamps and countless...

Sunday, April 28, 2013
$49.95 from Home Wet Bar »

How do you feel about Home Wet Bar's decision to incorporate attributes of a mythic beast of the forests into one of their cocktail shakers? Right. The same as you'd feel about getting a full-body rubdown from Angelina Jolie:...

Monday, December 12, 2011
$9.95 from Amazon »

If you're like most people, the holidays drive you to drink. Predominantly hard liquor and predominantly straight up. This creates the perception that you are depressed, unstable, an alcoholic, or, worst of all, a Grinch....

Tuesday, August 14, 2012
$19.71 from Amazon »

It's about time those maniacal-looking sugar skulls put their creepiness to work. Even better that it's opening the bottles of wine I must consume to calm my anxiety in their presence. Although on second thought, The Day of...

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