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Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator & Dispenser

$99.94 from Amazon »

The Vinaera won a Best of the Best Red Dot Design Award in 2014 for being really, really good at shooting air into wine, and wine into your glass. According to creator Viotek, the electronic Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator...

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Natural Frequency Aerating Wine Wands

$185 - $290 from Philip Stein »

Here Philip Stein applies his proprietary Natural Frequency Technology, a harnessing of natural electromagnetic waves from everyday events such as thunderstorms or solar activities, to the wine aeration process. Called...

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Aerating Stemless Wine Glass Set

$55.95 from Amazon »

I can't taste one bud of difference between a wine I've aerated and one I've drunk straight from the bottle, but I do like a good show. And that, as much as anything, is what I think these Aerating Stemless Wine Glasses...

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Water To Wine Jesus Drink Markers

$12.64 from Amazon »

It's hard to look at these drink glass markers and not keeping coming back to some variation on the idea of hangin' with Jesus at your next party. But that sort of comment is in very poor taste, and if I'm anything I'm...

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Aromatic Beer Glasses

$125 from Etsy »

I'm too lazy to climb mountains, but when I see one drowning in a fine Belgian Tripel I'm there like Cheetos dust on fingertips to pick it up and gulp it free....

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Don't F*ck Up the Table Coasters

$18.99 from Amazon »

No reason to mince words when it comes to protecting the 300-pound cherry wood table you just bought off Craigslist. Don't fuck up the table, Cornelius! It's a fine piece of furniture that deserves better than a surface...

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Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass

$14.61 - $26.79 from The Fowndry »

A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...

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Phantom Skull Decanter

$19.95 from HomeWetBar.com »

I'm not sure the skull in this decanter is so much a phantom as it is a piece of glass blown inside a bottle. But you don't have to tell your kids that when you warn them about what Skully McSkullface will do to their...

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Quaffer Double Bubble Layered Shot Glass

$9.90 from Amazon »

It was Jimmy Quaffa's destiny to design the Quaffer double bubble layered shot glass. Because "Quaffer" isn't just a play on Jimmy's name, it's an actual, dictionary-defined noun. One that probably existed long before...

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Better TV Viewing Beer Mug

$10.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Like the Viking Beer Horn Glass, the Better TV Viewing Beer Mug gives you every reason to pick up your pint for a sip, and then keep on sipping 'til the last hoppy drop is gone. In the mug's case, the strategy isn't so...

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Viking Beer Horn Glass with Stand

$36.03 from Amazon »

Yeah, this glass beer horn technically has a stand that will hold it in between sips, but we all know real men take the beer by the horn and drink it 'til it's gone!...

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Saddle Barstool

$770.51 from Amazon »

I was at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, WY once and saw these Leather Saddle Barstools in action. I mean really in action. A young lady, a middle-aged wrangler, a lot of shots of old whiskey...it's a story...

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Wine Gun Electric Wine Opener

$29.99 - $39.99 from Amazon »

From 12 months floating in a cozy barrel of French Oak to 2 seconds staring down the stone cold barrel of my silver revolver (hot pink for the ladies!) Pinot Noir, prepare to meet your maker....

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Battle-Rattle Whiskey Chillers

$79.99 from Battle-Rattle »

As a Platoon Leader in Ft. Carson, CO, Garrett Coker made a bet with a buddy on who would nab the higher Gunnery score. The winner would receive a bottle of Scotch. Coker won. He saw his buddy again a few years later...

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Levitating CUP Zero Gravity Drinkware

$139 - $249 from Levitating CUP »

We've seen levitation around here before. A lot. In speakers. In lamps. In freakin' bonsai trees. But the Levitating CUP still makes me Ooooh and Ahhhh because, well, it contains alcohol. In a dazzling an

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Bloody Mary Diagram Glassware

Alyson Thomas is an artist. But she used to be an attorney. So presumably she knows the value of a good, stiff drink made right. Her Bloody Mary Diagram glasses give a shoutout to all of you who worked (i.e., partied)...

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Senor Shaker the Margarita Maker

$19.95 from Amazon »

It's The Most Interesting Shaker in the World! Senor Shaker the Margarita Maker will be there for you like a brother. To liven your parties, charm your guests, and of course mix up the best 22 ounces of tequila juice...

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Fire Extinguisher Booze Shaker & Dispenser

$29.99 from Amazon »

Oh Happy Father's Day, Frankie's graduation, and 4th of July all rolled into one! Party-ready, sure, but who'd-a thunk a fire extinguisher could also be so versatile?...

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Rustic Patio Bar & Cooler

$855 from Amazon »

Two coolers, folding prep surface, wine rack and drawer storage, rustic wood design--this patio bar gets my gold star of approval. Which it obviously already knows, given that it's gone ahead and affixed one to itself...

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5-Piece Wine Bottle Tool Kit

$11.99 from Amazon »

This is a set of 5 wine tools packaged all neat 'n' cute inside a wine bottle-shaped box. Also known as: how I do Mother's Day in 4 clicks or less....

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Jerry Can Bar Cabinet

$679 from AHA »

Some call it the can that won WWII. Even though the Germans created the Wehrmacht-Einheitskanister, American and British forces quickly copied the design and used it for the efficient storage and safe transport of fuel...

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Revolver Shot Glass

$9.99 from Amazon »

I recently showed you some bullets you can't shoot, so I'd like to complement them with a revolver you can. In fact, the Revolver Glass is guaranteed to give you the perfect shot. Just watch your aim....

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16th-Century Italian Old World Globe Bar

$140.50 from Amazon »

When I think of the Old World, I think of art. Class. And nights filled with large quantities of alcohol. This 22" diameter bar will store yours within its ornate exterior depicting the world as we knew it when da Vinci...

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Diamond Whiskey Decanter

$129 from Amazon »

When me and my friend Cornelius host our Super Bowl 50 box pool I think we're going to start a yearly tradition of giving this Diamond Whiskey Decanter to the winner as a trophy. Filled with the alcohol of his choice....

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Liquor Log Booze Dispenser

$119 from Amazon »

Now this is the kind of Yule Log I'm talking about. How better to bring good tidings to you and all of your kin than with a nice bottle of Jameson or Jack chug-a-lugging out the tap on an urban harvested Ohio hardwood...

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Ship in a Bottle Whiskey Decanter & Dispenser

$99 from Amazon »

I don't care how they got this ship in the bottle as long as I know how to get the booze it's sailing through out. A wood base handcrafted in Kentucky serves as a classy pedestal to the mounted glass whiskey decanter...

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Electric Wine Bottle Opener

$19.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, old school cork screws are a bi*ch. Instant carpal tunnel, not to mention shredded or incompletely dislodged corks. But there are a lot of steps in between the traditional handheld cranker and this, an electric...

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Coravin 1000 Wine Siphoning System

$299.95 from Amazon »

Wine thieves rejoice! No longer must you risk getting caught stealing the whole bottle. Just insert the Coravin 1000 Wine System into any fine old red or white with a natural cork and siphon out the goods of a good year...

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Ice Tornado Glass

$19.79 from Firebox.com »

It was a Dark 'N' Stormy night...no, who am I kidding? It was a straight shot of rum night just like all the others. But I still brought the storm to my glass with this tornado ice mold and its perfectly fitted tumbler....

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Portable Travel Bars

$64.95 - $89.95 from Amazon »

It's not quite as nice as opening a briefcase filled with unmarked hundos, but unlocking one of these portable travel bars will still give you pretty good returns. A great gift for men, groomsmen, or the stripper who's...

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Monti Taste Collection Set

$100 from Sempli »

Remember Pretentious Beer Glasses? Well meet the next step up (or down, depending on how you view beer snobbery): Narcissistic Beer Glasses. Also known as The Monti Taste Collection. These 4 glasses have been designed...

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10 Gallon Whiskey Still

$665 from Amazon »

As I mentioned during my show-and-tell of the Black & Tan tool, I prefer whiskey to beer. Lots and lots of whiskey. Four gallons ought to do it. So someone pass me a 10-gallon whiskey still, a bag of distiller's yeast...

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Mighty Mug Barware - Glasses That Won't Fall Over

$30 - $180 from Mighty Mug »

Your coffee is already Mighty, but how about your beer, wine, and gin & tonic? The makers of Mighty Mug, the Mug That Won't Fall Over are expanding their line to barware with a collection of 4 familiar glasses with the...

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Black & Tan Beer Layering Tool

$9.95 from Amazon »

I myself prefer Snakebites to Black and Tans, but really I just like straight whiskey. Less filling and makes it slightly more bearable to be around all the microbrew snobs who insist on "crafting" their layered drinks...

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Skull Head Whiskey Ice Cubes

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This set of Skull Head ice cubes will remind you just how deadly that perfectly chilled whiskey you're about to drink is. Made of stainless steel, the skull stones request 1 to 2 hours of time in the crypt (aka the freezer)...

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Bartesian Capsule Cocktail Machine

$299 from Bartesian »

Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis. Morning coffee from pods and K-cups? How about morning Sex on the Beach...and happy hour Margaritas...and night cap Martinis from the same tiny capsules? With an automated...

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Skybar Wine Chill Drops

$12.80 from Amazon »

I'm not that into wine, but my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is. And since these Wine Chill Drops look kind of like tobacco pipes, I think I could use them to regale her with my Albert Einstein and Frosty the...

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Rabbit Chrome Chilling Stones

$14.80 from Amazon »

Hmmm. These aren't the Rabbits I've heard of. The Rabbits I've heard of do not insert into glasses, and in fact deal in the complete opposite of making things cold. I guess Rabbits are multi-faceted....

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Port Sippers Wine Glasses

$36.73 from Amazon »

They say these glasses are for sipping port, but I say port, merlot, Scotch, Kool-Aid, whatever. I mean, they look like a cross between a hookah and a Tanooki suit, so why waste their Awesome value using them only when...

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Lime Bomber

$14.86 from Amazon »

Whether you're averse to germs, juice squirts in the eye and beer sprays on the shirt, or just putting forth a modicum more of effort than is necessary, the Lime Bomber will free your fingers of the habitual summertime...

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Ice Core Beer Pitcher

$18.50 from Amazon »

An Ice. Cold. Pitcher of Beer. That you don't have to chug to keep ice cold for more than a few minutes. KegWorks has designed their group-size suds container to maintain your 60 ounces of brew ideally icy for hours....

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Queensland Ironbark Drink Coasters

Grab your Foster's, Australian for "beer", and set it down on one of these branches of Queensland Ironbark, Australian for "coaster". The set of 6 drink platforms is handcrafted from the swirling colors and rich textures...

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Shark Cocktail Shaker

$79 from Pottery Barn »

You better have giant hands, a solid grip, and no fear to mix up a margarita in this savage of the sea. Not only is the Shark Cocktail Shaker fashioned in the whole-body likeness of a behemoth great white, but it also...

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The Beer Peen Hammer

Now you can use your peen to open your beer. I mean, if you couldn't already. Good Beer Hunting has smithed its Beer Peen Hammer in the likeness of an antique ball peen hammer they picked up at an estate sale. Each of...

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Whiskey Bullets

$44.99 from Sip Dark »

Settle down and chill your bullets* with some Bulleit, and settle down and chill your Bulleit with some bullets. Sip Dark, purveyor of fine beverage chilling stones and sipping gear, has created the Original Whiskey Bullet....

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Roo Balls Kangaroo Scrotum Bottle Openers

$29.95 - $32.95 from Roo Balls! »

Want to be a true baller? Then grab that Triple IPA and crack it open with the scrotum of a Red Kangaroo. Or an Eastern Grey. Roo Balls turns (humanely and legally acquired*) castrated kangaroo bits into beer and wine...

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Champagne Sabre

$142.99 from Amazon »

Sure, any jackass can sabre open a bottle of Champagne with a kitchen knife. But if I'm going to try that, I may as well just lay my fingers on the sidewalk and chop them off. Save bloodying up my mama's kitchen and wasting...

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Silhouette Sense-Enhancing Wine Glass

$49.99 from Amazon »

Though the Silhouette wine glass appears to be designed to make the wine drinking process less difficult and embarrassing for people with inordinately large noses, its true benefits extend to proboscises of all sizes....