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Skull Head Whiskey Ice Cubes

By: on September 21, 2015
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This set of Skull Head ice cubes will remind you just how deadly that perfectly chilled whiskey you're about to drink is. Made of stainless steel, the skull stones request 1 to 2 hours of time in the crypt (aka the freezer), in return for which they will provide their instant degree-dropping powers to tumblers of whiskey, glasses of wine, or carafes of Kool-Aid without diluting the drinks' purity.

Get your set of 4 Skull Head ice cubes on board to make your next Halloween, or even your next Hump Day, the most chilling and undiluted night of the year.

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