Giveaway: The COFFEEBOXX

By: on April 27, 2015

Bulls schmulls. I want to help you get strong as an OXX. Step 1: click here and enter to win OXX's burly COFFEEBOXX, a single cup brewing system with a crush-proof core, water- and dust-resistant housing, and button that brews the perfect pour of joe in 90 seconds or less. A $300 value!

This giveaway is open to US & Canada residents only.


In addition to describing my own brute strength, the phrase "Strong as an ox" describes both the COFFEEBOXX's ability to produce a turbo-charging cup of caffeine, and its rugged, go-anywhere exterior. OXX has designed the single cup brewer to work in even the harshest environments with its:

  • Impact-resistant shell
  • Crush-proof core able to withstand a 1/4 ton load
  • Water-resistant and dust-resistant protection
  • Rust-resistant hardware and construction
  • Watertight, spill-proof holding tank

The COFFEEBOXX is compatible with all K-Cup packs, themselves ideal companions since they self-filter and don't require carrying around coffee grounds or scoops. The brewer's watertight tank holds 2-1/2 liters of water for percolating up to 10 cups of coffee before a refill is required. Its easy single-button brew system outputs your choice of 8, 10, or 12 ounces per pour. The COFFEEBOXX also has a separate hot water line and dispenser for steeping tea or, more likely, Ramen cups.

Completing its Ultimate Man Brewer design and construction efforts are the COFFEEBOXX's 3', 120V AC retractable cord and its bold green-and-black design capped by a sweet geometric OXX logo.

The COFFEEBOXX Giveaway Entry Instructions

To register, click here and fill out The COFFEEBOXX Giveaway entry form. Or, if you're already a member of DudeIWantThat.com, when the magic entry form button appears, just click it to enter.

Giveaway prize includes 1 x COFFEEBOXX single cup brewing system. Total retail value is $300.

The COFFEEBOXX Giveaway entry period is open through 11:59 p.m. ET on Sunday, May 3, 2015. Our drawn winner will be contacted by email within 48 hours of the entry period's conclusion, and will have 12 hours to respond and claim his/her prize. (Should we not hear back from a drawn winner in the specified time period, a new winner will be drawn and contacted.)

Winner should allow up to 3 weeks for prize delivery.

Once winners are drawn and confirmed, they will be announced below.

This giveaway is open to US & Canada residents only.


Get yourself, your pops, your brother, or your butch mama a COFFEEBOXX at anytime through the OXX online store.

COFFEEBOXX Giveaway Winner

Congratulations to Corey D. of Virginia Beach, VA, winner of the COFFEEBOXX. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section for your chance to enter our latest prize drawing.

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