Brutus the Bulldog Self Defense Keychain
Add some extra spice to your knuckle sandwich. On a typical day, Brutus the Bulldog simply tricks out the keys to your Honda Civic. But on the day you leave the Civic at home, and get jumped walking home from the bar, Brutus' eyes transform into knuckle holsters, and his ears a pair of daggers guaranteed to inflict maximal gouging, gashing, and puncturing upon impact. His face remains cute 'n' wrinkly. Brutus is made of molded plastic that's as impenetrable as metal encased in Chuck Norris' psyche. He measures 3.5" x 2.5".