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Samurai Pet Armor for Cats & Dogs

By: on June 08, 2017

Don't let that samurai-armored Shiba Inu's smile fool you. The dog is ready for feudal Japan levels of combat. See his samurai sword? Hiding there in his mouth? If I were you I'd armor up, find a weapon, and brace yourself. A full-on saliva assault is imminent.

Dog armor and cat armor aren't anything new (how can that be a true statement?!) but this line of pet armor is the first I've seen that samurai-ifies its design, and promotes it to both species. Japan Trend Shop says the the back drapes with latching chest plates are lightweight, so your pup or kitty (maybe) won't claw it off and tear it to shreds the moment you hook it in place. At least not until you get some choice photos of him or her for social media.

Available in red, black, gold, or silver, and sizes small, medium, and large, the Samurai Pet Armor is made from polystyrene and polyurethane, with metal fastenings, fusahimo cord, and metal snaps.

I can't wait to tell my cat Zanzibar that his birthday, Halloween, and Santa Samurai have come early this year.

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