Chain Chomp Cat Bed
According to Catastrophic Creations, this Chain Chomp Cat Bed "took and incredibly long amount of time to make." Good thing cats are so appreciative of their owners' gifts and love, and reciprocate in kind by never missing the litter box, clawing them, or acting superior and aloof at all times except when someone pops open a can of tuna fish. A cat definitely deserves the most awesome Super Mario-themed pet bed of all time.
At least it's fashioned in the likeness of something evil that's making to eat its inhabitant.
The Chain Chomp bed's Chain and Chomp portions are made from hardened styrofoam that's then coated in multiple layers of Epoxy, plus a solution with a cement texture to achieve the metal look. In addition to space for Kitteh's bed, the inside contains a hinged wooden box for storing all the rest of the fancy food and gifts you've bought his ungrateful tail.