Liquid Encased Office Chair Mat
Oooh, splotchy blue liquid encased in an office chair mat. Looks funky, and pretty much sums up how I feel when I'm at the office. Well, at least the blue part.
The floor mat from Art3D tops an anti-slip studded bottom with a clear vinyl top filled with ultramarine blue cosmetic liquid. The liquid spreads and separates into different fun abstract patterns under the pressure and movement of your desk chair, conjuring images of a lovely ocean surf, or perhaps the sides of a toilet bowl after you throw in a puck of 2000 Flushes.
The liquid encased office chair mat can be placed on hard flooring or carpeted surfaces. It measures 38" x 39.4", and is 0.2" thick.
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